You’re boring me now. I’m still waiting for you to crank your single duty neuron up to “waddle-speed” so you can get over to your underused bookcase, crack open an encyclopedia, and find me an example of how pacifists defeated fascists. Hurry up now, I’m expecting company and you certainly are not as thrilling as…

But, I tell you what - I’m not being fair to someone who clearly only learned things at college. So, why don’t you crack open that big ole history book of yours (or Wikipedia, in case books make you feel icky) and find me an example of when pacifism defeated Fascism. Go on. Do it. If you’re going to assume the…

Oh, “buddy”, referring to someone at the end of your little comeback as “friend”? Come on. You could at least come back with something wittier, more devastating. Toddle off. Toodle-loo!

A punch in the face can solve problems, you imbecile - that’s what we in Europe call “World War One” and “World War Two”. You know, where a bully sweeps in, kills a few thousand or million people and the good and decent fight back?

The sign’s wrong. She should have put “Be wondrous” under Kind. *nod*

Heh, there’s nothing more fun than watching my sister take apart a few brahs on yon shoot-em-ups (I prefer games like Civilisation myself). Especially when they learn they’ve been beaten by a girl. It’s like my Grandmother always says - “you don’t beat boys by nagging them, dear. You beat them by kicking them so…

Now, this is where I would normally laugh at you, walk away and close the door on you. But not today. Why? Because people like you hide behind your precious constitution and protest that people like that man and others of his breed have the inalienable right to speak their minds, no matter how repugnant we - the…

How many of the wee Trumpkins on that “unity bridge” (I’m thinking...Tacoma Narrows?) were men?

All he needs to do is just take her batteries out and dump the body for electronics recycling. That’s what the users manual for Fembots says.

Melanoma looks like the basic tart who got booted out of Beauxbatons.

That fur is either fake, or it’s made from Trump’s clippings when he gets the barnet maintained.

Honey, you can’t make silk purses from sows ears. And you can’t make class from Trump’s sperm rejections.

That supporating cunt Conway looks like Woody The Woodpecker in cheap drag.

So how light are the crowds?

Christ, and I thought Trump’s Rent-a-Slut bride was badly outfitted...

Honey, you just know she probably has a crate of ‘em.

Why is this rapist still alive? Why hasn’t someone found a way to put a bullet in his head?

Na, Melania’s just a fembot, a useful vagina. That’s all.

He won’t last more than a year. I can see the Republican scum doing what they do so, so well - sticking the knife in, getting rid of the orange testicular cancer-ball, installing Pence (who is even more revolting). The good thing? The amount of damage these fuckwits will do over the next four years should make the…

Her voice is truly beautiful: