You know what I thought? I remember thinking “So, you’ll let this nutter crash your ship, but you won’t use her as a hippy AWACS, eh?” Seriously - how useful could have Troi been earlier in the series if she could ping a cloaked ship? Plus, that whole “Remember...ME?” line? I cackled.

As a gay man, I never want to hear Troi or Crusher talk about how an alien planet has made their tits perky and bouncy. That’s what the orbiting alien plastic surgery’s for, you berks.

A punch in the face can solve problems, you imbecile - that’s what we in Europe call “World War One” and “World War Two”. You know, where a bully sweeps in, kills a few thousand or million people and the good and decent fight back?

Freeman’s been trying to get Rama made for what, twenty years now? It’s one of those books that isn’t really filmable. Plus, there’s no space battles for the sci-fi jocks to spaff themselves silly over (Hans shot first, boys, because he’s a coward!)

I wonder if The Expanse has made them look at the Mars quartet again, made them realise “oh, holy shit, Robinson crammed tens of his own research into Mars into this book alone...” and then made them realise that the book is - for them at least - unfilmable. I did find it funny how some people said “yeah, you could…

The sign’s wrong. She should have put “Be wondrous” under Kind. *nod*

Heh, there’s nothing more fun than watching my sister take apart a few brahs on yon shoot-em-ups (I prefer games like Civilisation myself). Especially when they learn they’ve been beaten by a girl. It’s like my Grandmother always says - “you don’t beat boys by nagging them, dear. You beat them by kicking them so…

Now, this is where I would normally laugh at you, walk away and close the door on you. But not today. Why? Because people like you hide behind your precious constitution and protest that people like that man and others of his breed have the inalienable right to speak their minds, no matter how repugnant we - the…

How many of the wee Trumpkins on that “unity bridge” (I’m thinking...Tacoma Narrows?) were men?

All he needs to do is just take her batteries out and dump the body for electronics recycling. That’s what the users manual for Fembots says.

Armie Hammer?

Melanoma looks like the basic tart who got booted out of Beauxbatons.

That fur is either fake, or it’s made from Trump’s clippings when he gets the barnet maintained.

Honey, you can’t make silk purses from sows ears. And you can’t make class from Trump’s sperm rejections.

That supporating cunt Conway looks like Woody The Woodpecker in cheap drag.

So how light are the crowds?

Christ, and I thought Trump’s Rent-a-Slut bride was badly outfitted...

Honey, you just know she probably has a crate of ‘em.

I take it there’s no Kalidasa clause they could engage? Pity. Just build it. Science trumps religious “belief”. Time to stop pandering to religious fruit-loops and start seeing what’s really out there.

And he accepted his baldness, instead of stapling a long-haired hamster to his scalp.