Those who have cartoonishly absurd amounts of money don’t want to spend it. They’d rather hoard it, so no one else can touch their wealth.

“Let’s cut to the chase. This is a good deal for Calgary,”

I just love the math that needs to be figured out in terms of if the Oilers have to send Calgary a third round draft pick:

If your “team” is presenting you with “opportunities” and they aren’t vetting who those opportunities are with and/or telling you the details, get a new team. Holy shit. PR 101.

Think of the hours her publicists billed to diffuse a situation they should have prevented.

Please tell me this dude’s career is over. Nobody should risk that much for a sport.

Gabe, this is exactly why I’m not a professional fighter

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

Man, must be tough to be continually harassed like this.

Man this couldn’t happen to a better guy than Trevor Bauer...

Luckily, we Tribe fans know exactly how this’ll play out. Bauer will continue to throw meatballs til this guy hits ten straight out. Then, he’ll swing through #11, and Bauer will stare and pump his fist.

I’m a huge Cleveland fan and I hope Bauer gets lit up every single outing.

I like Marcus Stroman. He seems like a good dude. Anyone see the Best Buy sketch?

No one should ever be surprised Twitter got distracted over a Stroman argument.

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.