“Have you seen him?!” in the exact tone of voice of the little boy next door talking about Santa Claus.

Serge Ibaka got a ring before Harden and Westbrook.

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being…

I miss living in Toronto.

Techno-Viking is still runnin’ these streets y’all.  

Plant guy is hot

Board man gets plant

*quietly puts away $12 bottle of wine previously thought to be acceptable housewarming gift

Is that Charlie Hunnam or Garrett Hedlund? I always get them confused.

As lovely as it was to see the Bruins lose, that they did it on Marchand’s fuck up is just icing on the cake.

I’m assuming Backes is on suicide watch

How about this instead . . .

I think this article does everyone a disservice.  It completely fails to mention how visually unappealing, how repulsive Mr. Marchand is.

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

There was a Boston player kneeling on the boards CLEARLY sobbing, can’t remember who it was though. Marchand was also about to ugly cry before the handshake when they got him a closeup

Lesson here is to never question the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s ability to see into the future.

As someone who lives in Boston - lighten the fuck up dude. 

I can’t wait to see the congratulatory ads in the St. Louis newspaper.

I think we can all as Deadspinners agree with fuck St. Louis sports fans, but we can also agree with fuck Boston everything. This was good to watch.

watching boston losing is better than sex...which i’ve definitely had