Good, can the Bruins get bounced in the next round and the Pats and Sox regress to the mean so I can stop dealing with these fucking insufferable Boston sports fans every day? 

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my toddler when she sings that song.

Celtics Fucked

Antekonuompo is a sight to behold. At the beginning of the season, I knew he had made strides, but did we really expect antokentupo to be an mvp, or defeat the Celtics? I didn’t. And antpkanbinumpo is doing it without a reliable three point game. Shits crazy

Bruins home-ref advantage. As usual.

I like this new Raptors strategy of having guys who are is good at basketball in the playoffs.

I like this new Raptors strategy of having guys who are good at basketball in the playoffs. 

As a Raps fan since game 1, it’s been really cool to once again have a franchise altering talent in town. I look forward to the next one, because there’s no goddamned way Kawhi is sticking around if they’re going to play another season without someone better than noted pants-shitter Kyle Lowry running point.

Here’s a conversation I had with a friend of mine on Friday, before this was official (me being an Oilers fan, him being a Canadiens fan):

Right. Also, the stark division down ethic lines of who’s going and who isn’t can’t be good for team unity. Your teammates are essentially saying, “Yes I know he hates people who look like you BUT [my autograph / my photo-op / I don’t really care about you].” That’s how you build a great clubhouse environment!

“Well done steak” actually means “hour old Whopper” in White House parlance.

I guess I get the idea behind the Red Sox being ok with people making individual choices but it’s hard for me to imagine an organization thinking there’s validity in players choosing to turn down an invitation to the White House because the current occupant is such a mush-brained racist shithead and also being ok with…

In related news, Tim Thomas will be making his 11th trip to the White House this year, stating that “one more punch on my visitors card and I get a free well done steak”

the list of players attending sounds about white

I don’t have HBO. I just hope everyone has a nice time and does their best.

Cruz FM in Saskatoon. I’m sure there’s a few doing it though

it doesnt look to me like Lowry is already falling, it looks like he is moving forward. there is a difference. and whether it is tripping or contact it is still a foul. and considering tony brothers is anywhere on the court reffing a raptors game i am shocked. shocked i say. that there is any call in favour of the…

Boban’s so big, he blocked the real clip too!

Oh god, the Bruins are going to beat the Hurricanes in the conference final. C'mon, meteor...

My local radio station has a weekly bit called “Drunk Coach’s Corner” where they slow down the audio by about 50% or something. It much more accurately represents Cherry I think.