I was legit typing a “Did someone from Canada once hurt you, Chris?” comment but decided against posting it.

Cannot BELIEVE you didn’t go with “Ow, my freakin’ ears”.

“from each region (North America, Canada, and Europe)“

That of course is up to the individual, and perhaps geographic location. I’m more incensed (not really) about the ABSOLUTE JOY Dan took in watching the Canadian hockey teams lose in the Olympics. He enjoyed it just A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.

“Hey, Dan’s not maligning Canadian teams for once...”

Also, Fred VanVleet is a really cool name.

That was such a ridiculous performance. Clinched a playoff position, too. Goddamn, I love that man.

He is a hemorrhoid on the city and despised by everyone, yet he won’t go away. Hmm, maybe herpes is a better analogy than hemorrhoid. Whatever, he sucks and needs to go away. Maybe Edmonton?

One of my favourite things about athletes discussing mental health is that it hopefully shuts up those people who think depression isn’t real, that if only you’d exercise more you’d be fine. I fucking hate those people. I don’t take medication, nor did I undergo several rounds of ECT, because I don’t like jogging,…

Aw shit, he revealed this one?! There’ve been a couple I thought might be Ovi, but I never saw this reveal...damn...

“Toronto cops told the CBC that the man entered through an attached retail store”

Casey:

I’ve said it many times, I’ll say it many more times: Flintor is a GOD. Well, he’s very good at Leafs gifs & Twitter, anyway.

OMG AND IT SHIPS TO CANADA...

OMG AND IT SHIPS TO CANADA...

Thanks for fucking us over as usual, U.S.*

Awww, sleepy snails 🐌...

I have been trying to read the first book for about 6 months now, but I keep putting it aside to read other books. I don’t know why, but I cannot get into it, which is weird, because I know I’ll like it. I want to see the movie, so maybe I’ll give it yet ANOTHER go.

Oh absolutely, it still stings, but nowhere near as much as it would if we had our A team there. THAT would be a national disaster, LOL. As it is...hey, bronze or 4th is still better than I’d hoped.

“Mass” suicides? We’re talking about the Senators. We’d lose 50, 60 people, max.

I said at the beginning of the tournament I’d be thrilled with a bronze, while never actually thinking we’d get a whiff of a medal game. So... I’m alright with this. I mean, it sucks, but they were already overachieving. The major upset was Germany beating Sweden. Sweden, with OAR, were the gold medal favourites, and…