I wish they would do this more often. I can see throwing down to Drake, or Fever Ray, or Robyn, and just killing it.

I’m a Leaf fan, but I also have a terrible memory because of a medical issue(s), so when Romanuk (shudder) kept talking about the history, the “no love lost”, between Thornton & Kadri, I didn’t know WTF he was talking about. Is there history there? I could Google, but I’m here, so...

She’s SOOOOOO shiny...

You’re the first person I’ve ever seen/heard say they don’t like 3-on-3.

“leaving a soiled paper towel in the handle of Mattzela’s car”

I feel like the Lithuanians have been sold a bill of goods here.

“It’s almost like whenever he decides to end it,” said his linemate Devante Smith-Pelly,” he can just go do it.”

Still got the hardware, at least.

“Captain Brian Gionta...said he turned down NHL offers this offseason in order to be eligible for the Olympics”

Toronto sports bromances are fun and plentiful. I’d watch your reality show.

“FINALLY!”

“WAS HAVING INTENSE PENETRATIVE INTERCOURSE”

I’m so happy to see Michaela Coel in this one.

I’ve always meant to start the alphabet series. This seems like a good time. RIP, Sue.

This is a good rule in general, yes.

Needed the Caps to win tonight - or, more accurately, needed the Bruins to lose - so thanks, Ovi. For now.

VGK twitter has tried, but NO ONE tops Dallas Stars twitter.

Also never not funny, but unrelated to the post at large, so I’ll tuck it in down here...

Never not funny:

These kinds of injuries always terrify me. My friend’s mom fell walking into her house, hit her head, was sore but said she was fine, then had to be rushed to the hospital the next day, and didn’t survive. Seemed like such an innocuous fall, too. Thank goodness there were people nearby who got Dauer help so quickly.