Never not funny:

These kinds of injuries always terrify me. My friend’s mom fell walking into her house, hit her head, was sore but said she was fine, then had to be rushed to the hospital the next day, and didn’t survive. Seemed like such an innocuous fall, too. Thank goodness there were people nearby who got Dauer help so quickly.

There were several longform pieces on Deadspin/The Concourse that I enjoyed this year, including Dvora Meyers’ piece on US gymnastics, but of course I can’t remember the others right now...

“having a sexual awakening and went a bit too hard.”

Did...did that really happen? Because I feel like we need some context here. Purely for educational purposes, of course.*

“spending five minutes arranging football helmets. To what end? For what purpose?”

“USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS & THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS”

“my goal today was to start a conversation about hearing from the men whenever we can”

I usually can’t find ANY humour in anything related to shitbags like this guy, Jones, Trump, and all the lil’ Nazis running around these days. But so many of the redditor’s questions are SOOOOOO goddamn funny and Cernovich is SOOOOOO goddamn stupid and thin-skinned that this was actually a very enjoyable read.

I finished my 1st year/started my second year of university in ‘95. Hell, the last kids I ever babysat were born before ‘95. I don’t normally feel old when younguns talk about being younguns, but damn...’95...

I remember these guys 🎶Meeeeemoriiiiiiieeeessss...🎶

“Fuck this gaslit world.

Came here to post that video. Vigneault laughing is one of my favourite things.

It’s still up on Instagram, with the requisite “it’s just a costume, people should lighten up” comments. I hope he doesn’t take it down, because he wouldn’t actually MEAN any apology he might offer, so why not leave it up as evidence of the kind of person he is.

‘Sup.

I anticipate seeing this on ID soon. “Fatal Vows”, most likely.

I always wonder how these giant signs work. Is it one guy with access to really big paper or fabric, or, like, a neighbourhood group that gets together & plans it out, or...

100% would read.

“The Executioner’s Song” & “Desperate Characters”.

Matt Damon is an entitled, arrogant POS who has always been an entitled, arrogant POS, and I hope people keep talking about this because it’s frustrating always hearing him referred to as a “nice guy”. He’s white male privilege incarnate and an asshole to boot, and I’m happy more people are finally seeing it.