“My Best Friend’s Exorcism” by the same author is a great read. Better than “Horrorstor” (and I really liked “Horrorstor”).

It’s so rare to see something halfway positive said about the Raptors on this site. I shall celebrate with a - no, THE, gif.

Damn, even Jann Arden’s getting into it...

Yes! I THINK I tracked down the ONE AND ONLY showing in my city, but I’m still not 100% sure the Cineplex website didn’t actually default to Toronto showtimes. I guess I’ll find out on December 15th...

THIS is how you do it, Lupes!!!

“I’ll check the comments before I decide whether or not to watch.”

Thank you for this article, and thank you to the contributers for sharing their stories.

I watched this again a week ago for the first time in a while. It’s so stupid but so, so funny.

I like Durant, but I LOVE Westbrook, so I’d love to see him just embarrass the shit out of Durant. I was going to say pummel the shit out of him, but I know that’s not really appropriate...would still love it, though...

Can you guys - Lauren, Barry, and whomever else covers hockey - leave a bunch of hockey posts for us Canadians before you call it a day so we have stuff to read tomorrow? K, thx.

My initial instinct is to reply “Then you should have dressed more modestly, eh, Gabby???” But that’s just my anger talking. The rational, calmer me is well aware that internalized misogyny is real, and Gabby is a perfect example. I’m angry, but I’ve decided that I’m only going to take away one thing from this, and…

Oh thank God, it’s not just me...I pictured everyone reading that like normal people while I sit here confused & feeling really stupid...

“ACH! WEWF WEWF YA WEE TIT!”

One handjob? Whatever. DOUBLE HANDJOBS?! Come on. Well, I didn’t see that part, but it’s still obviously the winner.

I was REALLY REEEEEEALLY hoping he’d respond to LaVar’s comments. I rarely find any enjoyment in anything he says, even the ridiculous stuff that I SHOULD find funny but can’t because it’s him, but this is genuinely funny. Thank you, DonDon.

EVERYONE else on the web?! Wow!

I’ll only believe that if the mistress is a teammate’s wife.

If I could figure out a way to combine this gif with the falling Raptor mascot gif I’d never need any other gif ever again.

This really isn’t fair. I voted, but there should be an “all of the above” option. Shit vs diarrhea, who ya got?

Thank you for this! I’m almost as excited as I was when I found out Samantha Irby was also a fan of King Krule.