Martin’s a good dad.

Didn’t really think I had an opinion on the staple issue until I was in a meeting today & someone handed out info packets stapled vertically. I mentally sneered at this packet then remembered this fun bag. So put me down for Team Horizontal Staples.

Well, OK, if you’re charging at me not once, but twice, I might throw a punch, too.

And this is the moment I find out Luke Schenn is still in the NHL...

I REALLY didn’t need to live through another “Toronto player goes to another team & wins it all” narrative, so thank you, Yankees. Also, fuck Trevor Bauer. I wonder how many people he’s blocking on Twitter right now.

Just curious if you remember that time you & I had that conversation about Canucks fans being the worst fanbase in the NHL? You probably don’t, but we did, and for some strange reason I felt like mentioning it.

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Or a woman.

It’s not “prejudging”. The results are in. He’s an awful person, a terrible president, and is VERY OPENLY racist, sexist, vulgar, stupid, and completely unfit to lead a country. Nuance no longer applies here - there is no nuance. It’s all very open and straightforward. Those who choose to continue supporting him know…

My favourite.

“She’s loony and the type of chick that makes a () wanna stay single.”

“Do not over-exercise”

God, why did I click on that. I knew what it was, knew it would lead to a weekend long earworm, but still I clicked...

“Listen to the sport’s best announcer, Jim Hughson”

“Hey, I got off pretty easy.”

I’d pay 900 dollarydoos to see what he’s talking about.

Thank you. Makes far more sense now...lol

SUUUURRRRREEEE you don’t.

IS it actually him??? I honestly can’t tell...