PACKERRRRRRSSSSSS!!!

I’m not a fan of pranksters or prank shows or whatever, but I don’t understand how what they did was illegal? I’d say I can’t imagine this getting very far in court, but these are strange times, so who knows.

“we’re the Jake Paulers”

Looks like it hit the mask, luckily. Yikes.

He should be named Gary, not Larry, and everyone knows it!

This!!! If it was part of the baby shower, GREAT! Sounds fun! Better than that chocolate bar in a diaper or measuring the circumference of the mom’s belly shit. But AS A SEPARATE PARTY? No.

Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close,
Holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!

Kevin & Amanda Pillar had one of these, but I don’t think it was baseball-themed, it was just a giant cloud of pink smoke. Used to be balloons, now it’s powder and smoke - not sure how far all of this will go. Maybe like, you know how clowns pull ribbons out of their mouths? Maybe that, but unroll it from the vagina?…

White Stripes try-outs?

Are you selling “gas station bathroom justice” t-shirts? Cause I’m buyin’.

“lack of fries” I hate myself but I am crying...

“Are they measuring dicks?”

OK, I’ve decided. I want McGregor to baaaaarely win the fight because of the unbelievable level of Mayweather’s misogyny, but then right after the fight, punch-drunk racist McGregor breaks his ankle climbing out of the ring and while he eventually heals, he’s never the same and goes off to live quietly (?) with his…

“He makes gun signs with the right hand and animal balloons with the left hand.”

I for one welcome our new feline overlords.

I didn’t think anyone could love me, didn’t think that they could accept me.

Me too :/

It’s pretty common, actually:

I lasted exactly 20 seconds. I’m a huge MST3K fan and I still couldn’t watch that D:

He was in Toronto last night, wearing the “Toronto” flag, where the crowd chanted “pay your taxes!” at him.