Isn’t that the reason Springfield and Shelbyville split?

It’s really “Don’t mess with the Rangers!” I’d say. Rest of Texas seems cool. Two of my best friends are from Texas (yes, I totally know what that sounds like, lol), and for some reason I’ve had lots of friendly exchanges with Astros fans (honestly don’t know what that’s about - enemy of my enemy, maybe?) So... don’t…

Right? “Don’t mess with Texas, or we’ll get really pissy and hold a grudge for, like, a really long time and we might even cry because man are we still really upset by this you guys! Don’t mess with Texas!!!”

I’ll try to find a better one but here’s the imdb for the episode: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2324203/

I anticipate seeing this on “Curious and Unusual Deaths” one day. The guy who essentially killed himself drinking too much carrot juice was an odd one. Dying from such a freak accident like this is so weird & scary.

There are people on that @foreplaypod account saying this is a genius power move and proof of Trump’s superiority and WINNING! and LEGEND! and this is why he’ll be re-elected in 2020

“I don’t think he knows what having respect for the game is. We’re playing horrible right now, we don’t need his shit.”

I’m just casually scrolling through the comments and saw “van Riemsdyk just got traded” and holy crap, my heart. Forgot about Trevor and thought I’d missed some huge Leafs news...

David Clarkson, new Vegas superstar!

Why was Russell Peters doing the unveiling??? Also, jerseys are pretty sweet, but those yellow & white gloves have GOT to go.

“Sally Rottenkrotch” Welp, I have MY new username.

But...original six jerseys, too? Some people think people go overboard on the whole original six thing but... I think you should keep with tradition in some cases and that seems like one case you would. I’m biased, but still.

Same. I don’t have a dick OR balls but I couldn’t handle most of this video, ESPECIALLY the pole vault one. Can you get impaled through the dick? I wouldn’t think so but that guy almost found out D:

Anyone else think this guy had died when reading the headline?

I can’t remember that one but I’m going to say yes because that sounds like Dangle...lol

If he had stopped after the “still love him” tweet, he could have saved some face and looked like he was in on the joke. But assholes gotta asshole, I guess.

Dangle NOT level-headed?! Get outta here!!!

Uh oh, I posted a link to one of his pieces on Down Goes Brown yesterday, so I probably AM outing myself...

I don’t think he has an NMC, but Babs LOVES him. He wasn’t going anywhere. Even so, I WAS a bit surprised to see him on the protected list.

 Kerby Rychel is probably going to be great & Vegas is totally gonna take him and he’ll go from the Leafs organization to a Cup in record time because that’s how these things work