Can’t stop watching this. I also think he’s going to break an arm each time I watch it...

People using the same boring jokes about a whole team?! GET OUTTA HERE with that nonsense

Well, that’s just one of those things that just happens, right, Bruno? Like having your girlfriend murdered. These things just happen.

#whitesox #drunk #regret

I laughed way too hard at this.

That’s almost as good. I’ll take it. :) lol

At my old job there were two women who never washed their hands. It appeared to be a cultural thing, since they both told me it wasn’t a regular practice in their home countries (it only came up because I was friends with both and they both told me people had said stuff to them about it & they were upset). One said…

Every time I see your name I have this silly urge to ask you if you’re Roberto Luongo. I’m pretty sure you’re not, but I like to believe.

Well, OK, I’ll keep that in mind, but I might get some funny looks by going into the men’s room.

I ask you, does THIS look like the face of a sleazeball? Come on, now.

I just typed out a long explanation but it disappeared because my tablet is a piece of shit but ANYWAY, the most basic answer to your question is we are taught from the beginning to try to diffuse situations like these and/or get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. If we engage, we are putting ourselves in…

Phil, the Employee of the Month:

He’s kind of my spirit animal.

True. So, um, when ya think he’ll retire? Soon, or...? lol

“You can drop a tarantula into his shorts and he’ll still be cool!”

I hope it goes to 7. Not because I think we’ll win - Caps will win this series - but we were supposed to be swept or out in 5, max, and it’s been fun watching them force 4 OTs and make the Caps work for it.

“Might as well get it over with”

“who face the winner of Bucks-Raptors”

That was very Poely done, we’ll have Neymar of that, please.

You could tell he wasn’t too sure what was going on. Either that or he was just so sore he couldn’t move much. Either way, yeah, that was rough.