I just realized I’ve seen that guy before...

“folding box butter style knife”

You have shown much restraint in not assaulting them. Good lord, that’s bad :O

I love me some bad names griping. This...doesn’t seem all that bad...? Maybe my tolerance has gone up, or these really aren’t that bad (or maybe there’s a joke that going right over my head. More than a little bit possible).

Brogan Flanagan, eh? Whitest name ever, or...?

I’m more than OK with this.

Wow, two posts involving not just hockey, but the same game :O

I forgot about this. As usual, Bozak skating around doing nothing...

It happens in practice sometimes, but I can’t recall it happening in an actual game. In the NHL, anyway; I’d bet money it’s happened in juniors or college hockey or something.

You son of a bitch. All 3 of you!!!

When someone posts a video of Malarchuk - and they will - DON’T WATCH IT. Normally saying that might be construed as saying “I don’t mean it, you really should watch it” but no. Don’t do it. *scarred* (literally).

It depends on who they’re playing. If they’re playing Ottawa, Winnipeg, Vancouver, or the Rangers, then yeah, I’m cheering for the Habs.

Dutch Groin is great on those stubborn grass stains.

As always, regardless of how the Stars perform on the ice, they’re tops in the NHL in jumbotronning and tweeting.

I wish I could remember some of the headlines & tweets I saw about the Ott trade, because there were some reeeeeally good ones. That’s probably the best one, though, lol.

I’m happy with just having the one thing to like about the Habs (Price). I don’t need to fill PK’s absence, and certainly not with that shit stain Ott *shudder*

Elise Beliveau, Jean Beliveau’s wife.

I keep hearing the chances of Therrien ever working in the NHL again as anything more than skate sharpener is zero to none. I hope so, guy’s a dick.

Wow. I quite liked “Pure Heroine”, but I couldn’t get past the first 40 seconds of this song. I AM LORDE, YA YA YA.

Seems as legit an explanation as any.