I’m just gonna skip all the ones not marked “SM”. The other guys are fine, but only McIndoe consistently writes the best (read: funniest) stuff (I’m basically just sucking up to Sean here. I’m still laughing at his tweet re: Martin-Ott Centennial Game chirping being longer than his conversations with his wife of 14…

Awww, the bears should have ALL the hats!!!

I am very ashamed of myself. Bear & hat, shoulda been obvious, but I didn’t even think of this :( -1 Mr. Black for me.

The Marlies on Deadspin...I feel weird.

Did not see that at all until you pointed it out. Wow. Maybe Deadspin will see your comment & edit. :(

I forgot this happened and I wish it had stayed that way. Still irritates me to an irrational degree.

My very first thought was “wow, what a low bar we’re setting here...” It’ll just get lower, too. Yay! :/

Mom/mum. Mother once in a while, but only jokingly. I call her by her first name a fair bit, too, because she’s half deaf and for some reason “MOOOOOOOM!” doesn’t work, but a sharp “Margaret!” does.

And those SHOES, DERNIT!!!

Many teams can have their funny moments, but no one comes NEAR the Stars’ twitter guy/gal.

Oh man. This is so sad. My condolences to his poor family. 25 years old. JFC. :(

He did, but you can jimmy it open with a credit card.

People are always blaming East Tibor for everything.

I like the caps. The jerseys make the blue jay look a little Satan-y.

It’s always weird to me to see people out west wearing jerseys/shirts with the word “Toronto” on them.

This was my favourite thing that happened last night until Tony X.’s savage take-down of the Capitals’ twitter account.

Yeah, like I say, I know my comparison is not a fair or apt one, it’s more me trying to put into words the different mindsets each country has, & how that expectation of dominance so inherent in the American identity might have something to do with why these players are making these comments. But it’s all just…

decking someone with a folding chair is “not welcomed on campus.”

He could punch straight up, or headbutt the nuts. He’d find a way.

Oh, this should be fun...