That’s how good Matthews is - normally Marner would be THE talk of any team, but even someone as good as him is still overshadowed by Matthews. Which I think is a good thing; he can develop and just get better while not being the focus of the spotlight (which is a blessing in Toronto).

FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU *

I laughed until I cried when Uncle Leo patted Orpik’s shoulder & told him “Good job”. Normally I don’t really like that kind of thing, but Leo is a well-established troll so this doesn’t bother me. It’s approximately 18 hours later and I’m laughing all over again.

I thoughy “Wayne from Fucktaw” was gonna be my new username, but I think I’m gonna go with proto-CornNuts.

Just replace pumpkin seeds with peanut shells and I bet we end up with the same result: http://jezebel.com/here-it-is-jezebels-most-disgusting-story-of-all-time-1677002401

People eat peanut shells...? Putting aside the unholiness of it all, aren’t they dry and gritty as fuck??? And SHARP? Piece of that gets in your throat and there goes your esophagus. Maybe even your LIFE. WHO’S EATING PEANUT SHELLS, FFS?!?!?!

People who don’t understand that “political correctness” is actually just basic human decency, who see empowering others and desiring equality as a threat to their own privilege, and people who say shit like this: “I believe the Podesta sex ring to be a fact.” There’s your answer.

Curt, karma only really applies when you’ve been wronged. Karma doesn’t really apply to things that you just don’t like. It’s subtle, I know, but...

“OKAY!?”

“Wayne Simmonds shirtless”

That’s why when we went up 4-1 today I didn’t get TOO excited, heh. This team is so much fun to watch - the most fun they’ve been in YEARS - but these 3rd period breakdowns have got to be fixed. You can tell it’s because they’re so young, they pull back, etc. - which is fine since we’re smack dab in the middle of our…

Clark’s my all-time favourite player, to this day. And yeah, Tie’s a total dick, but for some reason you can’t help but like him. No idea why, lol

They interviewed Lupul a while after that, and he said it would haunt him for the rest of his life:/

Compare that one to Kadri’s from a couple of weeks ago that WAS called back. Yay for consistency! >:(

Right? I wasn’t nervous at all when we went up 4-1. Not at all. “What could go wrong?” I said to myself.

I lost a few years off my life watching this, and it’s only a regular season game. Thank God for Matthews...is what every Leaf fan is saying tonight.

Always love an opportunity to bust this one out. “ALLOOOOO!”

Thank you for your service, good sir. :)

You know how once in a while Deadspin (or Gawker in general) would ask what we’d like to see more/less of? I’ve always begged for NO animal abuse stories. I’d like to add NO mucous-related stories to that, please. Very little makes me feel as nauseated as mucous does. Mucous for dinner even more so *hurrrp*

Canadians: “Oh dear, quick, help me fix this WOAH, DON’T LET IT TOUCH THE ICE, oh my, isn’t this embarrassing...”