Also, most kids are now rearfacing until they’re at least two years old, which makes it more likely that they’ll fall asleep (not as much stimulating scenery to look at). And then when you get to wherever you think you were supposed to go, you look back and don’t see the cherubic face of your sleeping child, you see…

Well I guess it’s true what they say, the truth is stranger than Pingu adult fan fiction.

the only song i really like from the album is ‘joanne’ honestly the album just doesnt make sense to me. i dont want semi decent folk music from gaga. i want great pop music. she should have went disco inspired.

“Oh, you did you paint the living room?” “Well we had to, after what happened...” “You even replaced all the furniture!” “...Yeeeaaaaahhhhh...”