fabianruinseverything
Fabian ruins everything
fabianruinseverything

And? You have to be that person who comes all “well people die all the time hurr durr...”

Whoa there partner. Do you mean to tell me that people die every year? Are you certain? Like every single one?

I have kids. You’re a fucking loon. Sit down you old toe.

Like Trump publicly stated that there has to be some kind of punishment for women who get abortions..... Now these voters are shocked that he has anti choice agenda.?

Yes, the rear facing car seats are a big factor. I think we had like 90 deaths in 1990 and over 900 in 2000.

I hope Rich sits down to dinner and gets cranberry sauce on his favorite shirt.

My spouse gets a bonus twice a year.....are bonuses not a thing anymore??

Basically. The company we keep says a lot about us.

Because I find nature fascinating...even the unpleasant parts.

God just needed another angellllllllll!!!!

My fiance just lost his dad two weeks ago. Two months ago he felt some abdominal pain and they found pancreatic cancer. He turned 53 last month.

Simon! You know we don’t allow cheese graters in house after what happened to your dad....

“Researchers have determined that bacteria are present in the bladders of some healthy women, which discredits the common belief that normal urine is sterile.”

Can this be pinned at the top or something?

I like the song. I heard it in an ad for AHS and I thought it complemented the spooky, jarring nature of the ad.

Watch out for all the fedoras who will be triggered by you saying triggered.

Stop trying to interject logic into this!

It’s not just for the ladies anymore!

Record Convo with MOH secretly. Have DJ play it after first dance.

dfabian@richmond.edu