Time yet again to quote Will Rodgers: “I am not a member of any organized party — I am a Democrat.” (and yet, “why do socialists tend to be so anti-social?”)

A wise old stock market trader once told me: “Don’t panic until they tell you there’s nothing to panic about, (for that’s when you know they’re getting out)”

The a-number-one most excellent feature of duckduckgo is bang (“!”) shortcuts, (and it didn’t apparently get a single mention here?). To use, memorize a few of your favorite other sites and their one or two letter mnemonics. For example, type this into a duckduckgo search and you will instantly get you some lovely goog…

It’s now  well established: any piece of information external or internal to the administration which is inconvenient for trump’s on-going kleptocracy is ‘fake’ or a hoax. If it’s really bloody obvious, like prince bonesaw ordering the gruesome murder of Jamal Khashoggi, it might have to be twitler branded as “maybe…

trump is clearly Capt-Queeg-ly cracking up. But the real horror remains: is there a single spine left among those who could remove him?  History should be hardest on those who could have protected the country, who took an oath to protect the country, and instead hid under their desks.

trump’s motivation boils down to: Better to send one American resident (Fethullah Gulen) to his certain death to cover up the gruesome murder of another American resident (Jamal Khashoggi) than to risk personal trump profit via Saudi loan/bribes. Lives for money; trump is an inhuman monster, and the majority of the…

sleep reviewing — that’s the ticket! why, that way you can wake up every morning and review another movie: “woke up... something something rosebud. broke a nice snowglobe. better give it three stars cuz I heard it’s like an important film. tonight i sleep through Sophie’s Choice, should be boffo!”

The UN regularly makes declarations (some would say the non-binding-er the better for the feckless traditions of the UN), why couldn’t say... France, propose a proposition which declares trump to be so mentally incompetent that no member nation shall consider any statement made by him to be official in any capacity? Ca…

Future historians (distributing the blame) will appreciate a contemporary summary of these events of apparatchiks interviewing the moron in chief. It’s a thankless, yet essential, social task - for which Dr Boddiger is to be thanked.

CIA Says Saudi Crown Prince Ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s Killing, But Trump Isn’t Convinced

...and homophobic closeted gay guy. (“political correctness be damned, eh?” well... it’s politically incorrect political correctness or PIPC - probably territory left undeveloped)

What? trump is just attempting to stop an obstruction of justice investigation by doing a little justice obstructing. It seems clear that mitch mcconnell doesn’t see anything wrong with that, and no one is accusing him of being stupid (“uh, I am!” shut up you!)

You’re forgetting several vital superstitious behaviors here: (1) are you properly grounded? (at least in the Zen sense) (b) did you clean your card contacts with a pencil eraser or magical carcinogenic solvent? (iii) did you perform an extended Art Carney prior to rocking the new card in? (Δ) did you run three times…

If Kelly is really/“finally” gone do we suppose that eliminates all the “op-ed anonymous” self appointed protectors of the republic? (“nah, kelly was never one of them. s’obvious. kelly was one of the old white male supremacist enabler faction of trump saliva moppers”)

Although i meant to refer to problems voters are suffering all over the country, you might also want to review how New York’s general elections are handled by their notoriously conservative state house (as opposed to thinking about the city government).  For instance, New York state is famously gerrymandered in favor…

“long-ass lines” to vote (in the states) are a sign that the republican party has been allowed too much control over the election process. Y’see republicans have long known that if everyone who is permitted to vote is allowed to vote they’ll lose. So a major part of their strategy is to prevent voting particularly…

‘tisn’t easy to make the daylight saving time shift more annoying - but i suppose even that may help to beef-up one’s resume.

They’re a lost cause. Let their brains rot. If some of them amble back to reality after Trump leaves office or dies on the toilet, great.

Pound in the propaganda to the subset of society which has proven their paranoia by purchasing the most guns that their country is under attack by disease bearing ‘Dey took er jerbs!’ aliens (possibly middle-easterners!) and yet retain any surprise that horrible actions will be taken? The only question remains: was the…

Come-on get in the spirit of depressive modern life... say it: all holidays suck. Seriously, name one holiday which you couldn’ve global replace “halloween” to “St Swithens-day” and end up with the same posting o’ disaffected deep-feelings. (“but but... i like do’n all that pinch’n for St Patricks’!”)