In the parlance of our times.

Now I’m picturing Javier Bardem and Peter Stormare driving around rural America beheading people with a Cyberfrunk while they look for pancakes...

Not true

imagine being such a try hard that you accidentally goad other comanies into showcasing that their products are better than yours

What ever happened to just picking up bored drunk people at hotel bars near the airport?

Lol, Blackrock would be included in the group of scumbags who are pushing crypto to rip off illiterate crypto bros. Everyone with a brain understands crypto at this point - understands what an absurd scam it is.

So if your hand is bigger than your face, you’re a liberal?

They literally made a program that does the Family Guy joke.

I eat Chick-fil-A on the reg. I would buy a car sold by Goebbels if it met my criteria.

Yes, Tesla is partially responsible. The CEO has repeatedly over-hyped the tech and claimed it can do things it can’t. I hope the motorcyclist’s family sue both the idiot driver and Tesla.

Ads are generic because the creative brief was generic.

Even if this program worked, its missing the point entirely. Lower income households don’t buy EVs because they can’t charge them anywhere. Its simple as that. Life with an EV is awful if you can’t plug it in overnight.

“Autonomous Robotaxis- this is how much the US hates the idea of just improving public transit.”

Wow, nothing says high quality and 6 figure car like just ramming a rivet through a visible piece of the interior to fix their own mistake as cheaply as possible!

“ugly AF”.... so fits perfectly with the rest of the cybertruck aesthetic.

This looks ugly AF and is the kind of fix your handy uncle who owns a farm would do on his 30-year old Kubota because the pedal fell off and he needs to get that manure pile moved today, not tomorrow.

Presumably after every time they do this they give it a pat and say “Welp, that ain’t going anywhere.”

I like to imagine somewhere at tesla they have a web/graphic designer.

I said this far less eloquently elsewhere, but he’s my favorite character in a show full of great characters.

Mariko wasn’t supposed to die, the Shinobi were trying to restrain her and carry her away, presumably to be secretly imprisoned until Toranaga had been dealt with. Ishido wanted to prevent her from dying so that she couldn’t become a martyr and instigate a rebellion with her death.