Whelp, I guess we’ve finally found a reason not to buy the Cybertruck.

Because that would’ve had skulls and devil horns and fangs and demon dicks and shit all over it since Dodge is run by 12 year olds. 

100%. Who that’s trading out of their Accord needs 600hp and sub-3 speed??

It’s almost as though cars should not have so much unnecessary acceleration...

I have made similar observations before, though - most drivers are completely unequipped for the acceleration even a less-powerful EV brings. I see a LOT of wrecks in the near future.

I guess Bill Gates would be classified as “Poor” because he has like 1,000 Porsches or something like that, including his beloved gray-market 959.

“…attend his Financial Peace University”

Tesla is so good at inventing the dumbest problems

Carmax didn’t want your cyberclunk.

I love this show so much.

“Have an A-1 day!”

Cyclists do seem to get angry when it is suggested they make changes to be able to share the road, I dunno why. 

A mistake was made.

“Optimus is not a deep thinker at this point,” said Musk

“We can also build real shit, motherfucker. Have fun picking up them eggs!”

I am ready to stop reading about the cybertruck.

To be fair, suckers paying money in advance for a product they never receive is not exactly a new concept.

Still a tad behind Brad Pitt’s Gorlami

39Mpassengers through Harry Reid through Q3 this year.

“I’m sure he’ll fall, but we’re not lucky enough to have him break his neck” - Todd Chester, Christmas Vacation