I’ve been eating at Jersey Mike’s since ... like ‘95. STILL love me a #6 on wheat. Had one for lunch this past Monday!

They were a magical time. 

I used to live in that area and know that intersection well.

Yep. I lived right by there too for several years - and often got gas at that gas station.

I don’t even like the idea of working when I’m like 60, let alone 81. 

We have the most advanced water reclamation and recycling that exists anywhere on Earth. Like, that’s not hyperbole. We really do.

It’s just monsoon season. This shit happens every year.

IG was the ONE social media platform I actually liked, simply because I could curate it to see the shit from people I actually know. Nowadays, I’ll see the exact same post from days ago at the top of my feed then a bunch of garbage then another one I’ve already seen.

Tough but fair. 

I wish there was some way to live the rest of my life blissfully unaware either of these fuckwits ever existed. 

How boring and miserable is your existence that you feel compelled to repeatedly defend some random billionaire to a stranger on the internet?

That works too! 

Anyone who is a “fan” of anything is an idiot. 

This has literally nothing to do with anything I said. 

The only word that comes to mind is “choad.”

I am still a huge believer in Tesla, Elon Musk

If one paycheck is the difference between paying your bills or not; perhaps burning it with stupid WSB meme stock plays - and knowing fuckall about what you’re doing - is a generally bad idea. 

Ejecting these idiots at 30k feet should send a pretty good signal to not be a an asshole on a flight.

He’s not going to fuck you, dude. 

Mistakes were made.