I had a 2007 X5 back in the day and recall actually kind of liking how iDrive worked on it - it made interfacing with my iPod WAY better than trying to use any of the modern touch screen systems.

“FAHK YOO! ... oh, hey, just kiddin ... soh-ry.”

Everything I needed to know about surviving a knife fight, I learned from this:

crashed a black Dodge Charger

Yep, was gonna say I already knew all these from Top Gear.

A wise ass too, huh? Yeah, keep crackin wise - that’s why you’re jockeying some fuckin cash register in a local convenience store instead of out there workin a real job.

Or in the words of Randal Graves from Clerks ...

Some of my best friends are Canadian! :D 

Snowshoe, WV dude - awesome resort. 

There’s actually a lot of great skiing up in the Appalachians.

Not sure if joking but as someone who grew up in NC and went there damn near every year for about 10 years - pretty sure that was their tagline back in the day. 

We used to do trips to Beech Mountain when I was a kid. Always had a blast there but it was nothing on our trip to Breckenridge.

it’s totally reasonable to assume someone living where there’s not much snow wouldn’t know this.

This sounds like something someone who killed someone yesterday would say.

“Kill the body and the head will die.” - HST

My grandma lived on the same farm she’d grown up on and she too raised chickens. And that rooster of hers was the meanest sonofabitch that’s ever walked the earth. That bastard would chase me every time I’d go in her backyard. I wouldn’t even have to go NEAR the coop for him to bolt out and peck me. That shit HURT. 

It wasn’t until the initial lockdown that I decided to go nuts with landscaping and decided I needed a wheelbarrow for various projects.

Geez, we’re talkin’ aboot real money, eh? Not this loonie toonie silly Canadian money.

Just another ploy to push MiniDisc on us.

You’re entering a world of pain, Charlene.