The Jeff Bridges one or the Corey Haim/Corey Feldman one? 

Yep, was gonna say I already knew all these from Top Gear.

LOL

A wise ass too, huh? Yeah, keep crackin wise - that’s why you’re jockeying some fuckin cash register in a local convenience store instead of out there workin a real job.

If I never hear anything about Joe Rogan or his worthless opinions again, it’ll be too soon.

Or in the words of Randal Graves from Clerks ...

I’ll finish that “brilliant idea” I started in 2011 that’s still sitting half-done in my “Dev” folder before anything comes of that obvious grift.

and you do not intend to kill anyone with it

My pleasure, kind internet person! 

Some of my best friends are Canadian! :D 

Never thought of  Trump as an organ donor - how kind of him. 

Snowshoe, WV dude - awesome resort. 

There’s actually a lot of great skiing up in the Appalachians.

Not sure if joking but as someone who grew up in NC and went there damn near every year for about 10 years - pretty sure that was their tagline back in the day. 

We used to do trips to Beech Mountain when I was a kid. Always had a blast there but it was nothing on our trip to Breckenridge.

it’s totally reasonable to assume someone living where there’s not much snow wouldn’t know this.

This sounds like something someone who killed someone yesterday would say.

“Kill the body and the head will die.” - HST

Dude, this happened in the dumbest way back when I was living in WeHo.

My grandma lived on the same farm she’d grown up on and she too raised chickens. And that rooster of hers was the meanest sonofabitch that’s ever walked the earth. That bastard would chase me every time I’d go in her backyard. I wouldn’t even have to go NEAR the coop for him to bolt out and peck me. That shit HURT.