There’s really no reason to watch that movie past the destruction scenes tbh. 

Yeah like ... seems he only makes the news when he’s doing something cool and fun.

I feel like Richard Brandon isn’t a totally bad guy. He at least seems to enjoy being rich and doesn’t come across as a complete twat. 

Fuck sake, doesn’t this clown have anything better to do with his time?

... I don’t like that name. Too much baggage already. 

Ok. I’ve been driving for 28 years averaging probably around 15k miles per year. I’ve never caused an accident.

I feel like I’m going to be reading this same nonsense about self-driving cars “being here” and it still being bullshit while on my deathbed.

My client and his family continue to pray

I’m a fan of some creme fraîche in mine. 

I don’t think I’ve ever been drunk that early in the day

So come on down to Latte Larry’s and enjoy a hot cup of spite with me!

I can describe Malibu in one word: insufferable. Its a small community that exceeds at representing the omnipresent pretentiousness that defines LA and Orange County so well.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man. 

A thousand doors, a thousand lies, rooms a thousand years wide ... 

Anything involving kimchi is always a correct answer. 

Oh man, the tortilla chip one happened to me a recently. Somehow managed to result in a nasty cut right underneath my tongue.

Any and every UHF reference gets a star from me. 

I come from a long line of drunken Scotsmen which I routinely use to excuse my love of whisky and golf.

The richest guy I know - my old boss who sold the company for $1B and he personally pocketed a couple hundred million - drives a busted up old Chevy Volt.

In some circles, the Rebelle Rally is a far, far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one.