Goddammit, this is brilliant. 

I hate these cars.

Losing Bob Einstein sucked too, Funkman. :(

A consistent no-cars-on-a-red would improve traffic

Or even growing up in the age of school shootings. I was nearly done with college when Columbine happened.

I JUST replaced my old Air 2 I’d bought when it came out - which was working fine - with the 11" Pro + Pencil because I’ve been getting back into sketching and the missus was tired of me stealing hers (she’s a legit artist that uses hers constantly).

Biggest comedic loss since Mitch Hedberg. He was doing Weekend Update when I was in high school and every Monday morning would be me and the boys just repeating his best lines over and over.

Counter-point - it’s actually the BEST superhero movie because it treats them as they actually are; pretentious fairy tales.

Cool.

It’s a bold AF move that’s probably as far as the govt. can actually go. And will almost certainly not work.

Which is funny because being the same age as he is and seeing him being, like, the 90s hearththrob kid, I couldn’t stand him back then.

This is distinctly missing the amazing Jeep Comanche. AKA The truck I learned to drive in.

I built a lot of movie sites in the 00's so it did indeed feel super nostalgic. 

I’m pretty far to the left and all about civil liberty and all that but gimme a fucking break. Ain’t no one in 2021 rolling around with nearly $100k in cash doing that shit simply because he “doesn’t trust banks.” As if that isn’t a flag right away.

Which is why the state of things can be 100% blamed on that shit-eating orange fuck we thankfully voted out.

Jokes aside, that shit is amazing. The old reverse osmosis water filter under our sink started leaking and since it’s some funky, non-standard tubing I bought some Flex Paste on Amazon and damned if a little dollop of that shit at the leaky connection didn’t stop it, like, immediately.

Easy ...

“All of this could be yours if you set your goals and work hard.”

As a father of 3 very good girls, I appreciate your effort towards inclusivity. 

That’s a face of “I’ve made a huge mistake ... “