You mean practically everyone in TX? 

And here I was annoyed about scooping 4th of July fireworks debris out of my pool. 

Man, I was going east through a green light at a like 6 lane intersection several months ago and just happened to glance to my right to see a cop barreling towards me from the south doing at least 75mph (in a 35mph zone) without his lights or siren on. I slammed on my brakes and he just flew by me like he never even…

Aw man, when I first started playing drums in the early 90s, I was way into total white boy funk ... but as I started to explore their influences and landed on Clyde ... mind blown. Of course I’d heard James Brown having grown up in the south but it wasn’t till then that I REALLY listened.

I can confirm he his.

Mom had one of these after dad dumped off her ‘84 300 onto my brother and his wife. So it does bring back a lot of road trip memories. Particularly because it was the last car I rode in before I got my license and I pretty much never rode with my parents again.

And this clown just ripped off a couple bucks from some clowns buying used cars.

Nice. 

About a year ago, I’d installed some new batteries in my home security system’s door entry thingies and had switched the alarm on to test them.

Man, I get 650 up/down from CenturyLink for $65. It’s glorious. 

What the actual fuck? 

Jon H. Ryan? 

That was indeed a great read. He was an excellent writer.

ND.

I played in a little alt-country band in the mid-to-late 00s (after years of metal and punk rock). Mostly originals in the style of Jerry Reed, sped up a bit and with a bit more attitude.

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn’t give it to me. 

Obligatory ...

“I smelled alcohol” is what the cop used to justify arresting the guy. Doesn’t matter if he had been drinking or not, since what you can or can’t smell can’t be proven later...

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