Nice. 

About a year ago, I’d installed some new batteries in my home security system’s door entry thingies and had switched the alarm on to test them.

Man, I get 650 up/down from CenturyLink for $65. It’s glorious. 

What the actual fuck? 

Jon H. Ryan? 

That was indeed a great read. He was an excellent writer.

ND.

I played in a little alt-country band in the mid-to-late 00s (after years of metal and punk rock). Mostly originals in the style of Jerry Reed, sped up a bit and with a bit more attitude.

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn’t give it to me. 

Obligatory ...

“I smelled alcohol” is what the cop used to justify arresting the guy. Doesn’t matter if he had been drinking or not, since what you can or can’t smell can’t be proven later...

Thrustmaster

LOL Forget the airbag falling off, look at that trashy, plastic piece of shit otherwise.

Neutral: If there is a hell and hell is a movie theater playing the same movie over and over again for eternity - yes, most likely.

This is one of my biggest irrational (but not really) fears. Used to see these way overloaded trucks on LA freeways all the damn time. 

Love this one.

It’s been *checks watch* almost 30 years since I took mine but I do remember my dad putting me through the ringer my whole year with a permit - that was the deal if I wanted him to buy me my first car.

Just here to say Kate Pierson is a national fucking treasure.

And thankfully moved out of California back to my beloved Nevada. :)