My Porsche says it wants premium. So I buy premium.

I don’t know what the fuck all that is but what I know is that Simone is incredible. 

This is quality content, Torch. 

1st Gear re: Putin:

My dad had a ketchup red Chevy Caprice sedan - I’d guess probably an ‘80 or so?

Can’t find much on the internets so this’ll have to do as a tribute to my dear friend we lost too soon; Colonel Paul Morris and Trucker Up! 

My instructor’s had a brake pedal on the passenger side but no second steering wheel.

The photograph in question was her abusive mothers’. This is mentioned in the article:

Or the “[RANDOM RIGHT WING PHRASE] SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID” captioned over a photo of Sam Elliot in The Big Lebowski.

Oh totally. It’s still America.

As someone who grew up in NC but left as soon as I fucking could ... this checks out. 

Yes. 

Oh for those halcyon days ... 

Also, please don’t panic buy gasoline in general, which only exacerbates the shortage and takes it away from your fellow motorists

Obligatory ...

For years I’ve been doing my scrambled eggs by mixing in crème fraîche whilst breaking them up; which comes out pretty damn delicious.

The funniest thing between “Nikola” and “Tesla” is that the man himself was largely a quack who was far better at wasting investor money on unfounded theories and ideas that never amounted to anything.

Thanks man! I’m pretty excited.