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3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

Here they are!

Oh, a daytime appearance...rare for you.

in fairness trump thinks whatever the person talking to him at the time thinks. and it just so happens that lots of people think the f35 costs are out of control. i don’t think he’s got any intellectual basis to his opinion.

Much money.

I really resent the fact that I now have to give a shit about the random shit this guy feels like tweeting. I long for the days when The Donald could tweet whatever he wanted I could just not give a fuck.

Ta bien codo este vato guey. Si el otro guey hubiera echo ese comentario, los republicanos lo mandarían a la verga. Hay pero cuando ese pendejo anaranjado sube el nivel del gobierno, no hay bronca. Pense que a los pinches nacos del bosque republicanos que votaron por el no querían que entre tanto gobierno?

So far, this is the second year in a row since 1985 I haven’t heard “grandma got run over by a reindeer” even once, so I’m happy.

It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.

Trump can’t read. Won’t read

Being LIKE a smart person is not the same thing as being a smart person.

Mother...fuck...me.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.

The level of cognitive dissonance of Trump supporters right now is the stuff of sci-fi distopic works: this man passed the last year telling them that he’s the anti-establishment, anti-elites, anti- the rich and powerful who ruled so far. He’s now nominating the fucking CEO of goddamn Exxon-Mobil as SOS, and none of

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.