Virtual assistant? Or inanimate object that I can tell all my secrets to? Move over penguin shaped kitchen timer.

You know trump is gonna be like, “Look what I did!*Shit eating grin*”

Why are you calling me black?

Lol, This gif. My interest has shifted from the article to this gif. How?

Ok... bitch.

Yes you do.

We get it, you have small guns.

Normally, I’d agree with you, but this isn’t EA or Activision we’re talking about. So, fuck off, Chad.

Sean Brody... I was thinking the same thing. Does that make me a scumbag?

Ooops.

Oh ok, Thanks.

How does one dismiss? Is this an option not available to us grey-o-sphere dwellers?

I’ve been wanting to say this for, like a year. When did Buzzfeed become a credible news source!? Fuck! Can someone tell me? I need an honest answer.

I thought of that after the meeting on Wednesday, I doubt he’d do it. I imagine there could be some consequences, but I didn’t care enough to think of any.

I too wish for a special lady in my life. (-_- )

... I don’t want to be that guy, but... Welcome to the club?

Sounds to me like you voted for Donald, shut the fuck up, Janet!!!!11!!1

lol