@GalenAlexis: This is how the government works. Have you visited your local DMV lately? In Los Angeles, they were still using typewriters for everything in the late 90's. Can't wait until they take over health care.

@Chernobyl: Which one's yours?

@some1else2: what about a digital Lamas?

@BingleyJoe: Good point. I can see the pimply faced kid at the Wallgreens cutting this to pieces. The shame!

The more you stretch, the more we laugh. "Magical", indeed.

Hi! My hoodie is giving me a reach around. Why don't you want to talk to me?

Nobody would mod the toilet seat, except a mac fan.

I especially like the part at the end where it becomes self-aware and escapes. Priceless.

@njso18: Well, I like it because it looks like soapy bath water you can drink. And it mixes amazingly well with vodka.

@njso18: You love it because it's delicious.

I don't believe I've seen someone have less fun with $1300 worth of hardware.

@talkingstove: Nice.

Top notch journalism. Top notch. How's about a Fresca?

@craigsharpe1: When the wii came out, its specs seemed 5 years old already.

Actually, this isn't too far off from 'There's an app for that'.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: I know! What the hell were they talking about? 1960's style rioting?