You don’t “get” jokes, do you?

This. I can’t believe my elementary school teachers would even remember my name, never mind anything about my time in their classrooms way back then.

Do you think Trump gets upset when he has to take a smaller Air Force One?

There are some cultures, I believe mostly Middle Eastern cultures, in which the idea of a dog as a pet or service animal is considered unclean so members of those communities use minihorses as service animals instead of dogs.

Can Palin afford the paycut? Right-wing grifting pays a lot better than the U.S. Senate. 

Kamala Harris for president. We need a black woman in power who is abundantly qualified for the office and doesn’t enable/promote the worst grifters among us for her own profit.

Say hi to your Dear Leader Putin for us!

Add Deepak Chopra to the list of shitty men that are promoted/protected by Oprah Winfrey. Between “Dr.” Phil’s naked misogyny and Dr. Oz’s snake-oil peddling racket and now* Deepak getting handsy (never mind basically creating Jenny McCarthy as an anti-vax superstar) few people do more to help others do harm to women…

And even Rockefeller signed truly awful drug laws when he was pushed by the right.

Take your God damn star. 

Like Auburn Hills. 

It’s not just that the Pistons are bad. It’s that hey are utterly hopeless. This current Pistons team has all the appeal of an extra dry sawdust enema.

Maybe his dad has told him some things.

An aspect of the Kanye West-Donald Trump thing that desperately needs to be scrutinized is the tax-dodge, err religious institution, run by West’s mother-in-law.

All day long nah.

That’s good news for vet tech and cosmetology schools in NHL cities.

I voted for Martin O’Malley in the 2016 primaries. I like Martin O’Malley. But he couldn’t win 3% of the vote in small state early primaries. It’s hard to take the O’Malley Would’ve Won idea seriously considering the total disaster that was his campaign.

So what you’re saying is your comment is about ethics is sports video game journalism?

The bit about Dr. Ford’s “civic duty” was needlessly pedantic. It was very clear from her remarks that her civic duty wasn’t about giving anyone “her body and her pain” so much as her saying that, despite her pain, she was speaking up to prevent Kavanaugh from inflicting even greater harm on even more people as a…

+1 37-minute drum solo.