If I may quote hysterical southern belle Lindsey Graham, “speaking as a white male”...it’s really easy not to rape. Like it’s never been a problem for me. There’s no gray area about not committing sexual assault. No situations exist where a person might “accidentally” commit sexual assault and not mean it.

It’s like at one point will we recognize the real victims here: all the young boys who forced to grow up in a dystopian hellscape where they’re held accountable for sexual assault? At long last, when is enough enough with you broads? Excuse me, dames. I try to be respectful.

Assuming your assertions are correct (NARRATOR: Unlikely) consider that smartphones are the primary/exclusive internet access point for many lower income Americans. They likely don’t own a computer or tablet as well like virtually all middle-class Americans. According to Pew, 20% of American households rely on…

What you’re saying may be accurate but it’s not reasonable to expect 17/18-year-olds to recognize this reality in the face of social pressure from parents, community, and the culture at large that has said for more than a couple generations that higher education is always worth the cost and the more elite and…

If Kellyanne Conway’s alleged abuser is nominated for the Supreme Court and Kellyanne Conway asks the Senate and the public at large to disregard his abuse of Kellyanne Conway when deliberating on his qualifications to serve on the Supreme Court, her opinions should be duly noted. 

We’re also going to need several pallets of Mackintosh candy bars to seal this deal. Probably some Coffee Crisps as well.

Did the Underwoods protect Nazis too?

Or, you know, we could work together to ensure society doesn’t disintegrate like a proper civilization. 

I figure if it came to dystopian hellscape that within 15 minutes half these preppers would be overtaken by ravaging hoards who slit their well-prepared throats before stealing the tomatoes and wheelbarrow of gold. 

Living in the United States in 2018, particularly if you are white and middle-class, is a soft existence relative to the whole of human history. We do not face the dangers and hardships that our ancestors, even just a century ago, dealt with in their day-to-day lives. We are a bored people. Whatever need exists within…

So who offered who parts in a film version of CATS?

I think we can all agree that when Donald Trump slapped his son in public for wearing a baseball jersey that it wasn’t child abuse. It was just a man slapping another grown man in public for his wardrobe choice. 

Those boos were a symbol of honor and respect.

I think Trump should test that theory. Nothing would own the libs more than Trump nominating Obama for the Supreme Court. #MAGA

“Don Jr. opened the door, wearing a Yankee jersey. Without saying a word, his father slapped him across the face, knocking him to the floor in front of all of his classmates. He simply said ‘put on a suit and meet me outside,’ and closed the door.”

As much as I acknowledge the progressive criticisms of Andrew Cuomo and as much as I acknowledge the validity of many of those criticisms, I’m left with this nagging thought about the Cuomo-Nixon race:

Why is that Voltron Trump (or whatever it is) wearing a Confederate flag loin cloth? Also its sword hand is rather tiny.

The smartest observation made in the Woodward book is that he best place to be as a Trump adviser is just outside the inner circle. The real world doesn’t comport to Trump’s fever dreams so he quickly gets tired on people close to him and their reality-based advice. Then he desperately seeks out advise from people he…

Anne Frank is not a hero. Not a hero. Believe me. She was also very ugly. Not a ten. Maybe a four. Maybe, if I’m being nice, a four, ok? But probably more like a three. If we’re being honest, a three. And she got caught. A lot of people don’t know this, I knew it but a lot of people don’t, that Anne Frank was caught…

I mean, sure by modern standards that is an unacceptable slur. But I have a hard time defining a person by one moment of dirty politics nearly a half-century ago. Particularly a man whose work and actions were devoted ensuring equal opportunity and tolerance: