You heard him yesterday: it’s very big and very wet.

I think the editorial policy of the Gizmodo Media Group is that Stevie Wonder isn’t blind.

No amount of money can buy immortality. Trump is going to die some die and it’s clear that he can’t come to terms with that fact. Disabled people probably remind him of the fragility of life. 

So I kind of understand the point of this law as it relates to private individuals attempting to remove insignificant, but embarrassing information such as drunken college pictures on Instagram.

An overpaid shitbird in Detroit writing an entire column defending the eating of pizza with a knife and fork.

Just returned from a large extended family gathering—the first in a number of years—where I learned that basically my entire family voted for Trump and has no remorse for voting for Trump. Young and old, rich and not rich, white and really white. They all voted for Trump...except my mom who is a 74-year-old…

We get it. The Irish and Scots-Irish think they’re special. That’s my point. They aren’t.

She probably realized she had misplaced her maps to such as South Africa and the Iraq.

Every white person in the United States can trace their ancestors’ arrival in the US to some injustice or tragedy. The Irish and the Scots-Irish seem to be the only white ethnic group that uses that history to act like they are a put-upon group in the United States.

So the events in Ireland explain the Trail of Tears, et al? The notion that the residents of Appalachia are victims of imperialist oppression is laughably stupid. It’s insulting to people that are actual victims of imperialism. You know, like the tribes removed from their lands to make room for the Irish/Scots-Irish…

Holy hell, what a pretentious shit. Nothing about how you pronounce Applachia has fuck all to do with the political implications of the naming of Derry/Londonderry, Ireland. That is a non-sequitur of the first order.

Newspapers should get out of the endorsement game. They’re usually written with such diplomatic care to not offend that the actual endorsement is so tepid that it is meaningless. Which is why almost no one pays attention to newspaper endorsements.

So much economic anxiety. 

Oh my God, you’re right. Imagine if we remove Trump and replace him with a president more interested in, as you say, doing things instead of treating the presidency as a symbolic office. We might end up with a president who would separate children from their parents at the border, alienate long-standing and critically…

It’s painfully obvious to anyone with the critical thinking skills necessary to pick up on nuance from context clues that when she said she wasn’t “proud” (or ashamed) she was speaking about her own emotional state rather than making value judgments about sex workers.

How dare a woman (Lily Allen) offer a honest account of her feelings and motivations for her actions. It is offensive to an industry pressure group.

Hate to judge a thing like that before, ugh, all of the facts are in.

The Pence as evil genius narrative is the dumbest thing ever. He was agreeable to serve as Trump’s running mate basically because he was at risk of losing his re-election bid in Indiana. Dude is just a garden variety asshole, like Mitt Romney or Mitch McConnell. No more. No less.

It would not break my heart if it were true.

Say hi to your brother Eric.