It’s the lack of interest in catching up that is the biggest problem. Or rather the refusal of Serious & Important People to recognized that this cohort of self-induced disaffection doesn’t want a helping hand or a pathway to change. So we continue to mollycoddle with countless NYT stories about the “economically…

This is the most logical scenario for a salary cap. The cap should be determined by a fixed, collectively-bargained, percentage of league and team revenues. 

If Jameis Winston actually did grope the Uber drive (NARRATOR: he did) then a three game suspension is an insufficiently weak punishment for a guy who is basically a serial sexual abuser. A year suspension seems like the bare minimum punishment

If Jameis Winston is actually innocent of these allegations (NARRATOR: he…

It’s truly a generational thing. The boomers aren’t able to process the amount of information available to them and, having grown up with the mythos of Walter Cronkite or whatever, they struggle to recognize that something isn’t true because someone they like on tv (or Twitter) is telling them it is true. In fairness,…

Not a lot of people know this, I did, but not many people know that Ali is dead. Did you know it? Not a lot of people do. — The President of the United States

I love that check so much.

The president said the bacterias on a Trump-brand mattress prevent the backflow of germs. Now, please used a Kleenex to hand me that bribe from the strip mining industry.

Please be this so Rudy Giuliani has to go on TV and explain that one *can’t* divorce a sitting president.

My son! [SLAP!]

Agreed. I thought when this thing was announced that the reboot would’ve been better without Roseanne. Dan was supposed to be dead at the end of the first run thanks to some straight-up soap opera horseshit, so why not have Roseanne gone as well? She and “new husband” moved to a survivalist camp in Montana or…

You do understand the point of this post is not to break the story but to show how easily available the information was for the Lions had they performed a competent background check?

Dawson’s Creek flunks out of Brown and runs the town’s Papa Johns?

Varsity Blues gets so much right—asshole coaches, brain injuries, prescription pill abuse—that as a critique of football it was ahead of its time. Maddeningly, it also gets so much wrong, like Jon Voight never coaching again, in an effort to be a marketable teen comedy with a neat and tidy ending. So, if ever there…

You followed perfectly appropriate words with the phrase “there are no words.” There are few things more callow and self-serving than gazing upon another’s tragedy and pronouncing “there are no words.” Clearly, there are words. You used them.

No is persecuted for having an opinion, dillweed. He’s being held accountable for failing, as an executive level leader of a large organization, for creating a culture that allowed serial sexual abuse to continue unabated. His opinion is merely evidence of the culture he created.

Honestly, I’m perfectly comfortable with surgeons being unempathetic asshole bros. Or lady bros. If I’m having heart surgery, I don’t want my surgeon’s mind distracted by concerns for my plight or the pain of the recovery or even the fact that what he’s doing could kill me. I want him or her totally dominating the…

Melania is dressed like she’s going to a Super Bowl party at a McMansion in some recently-built suburb 50 miles from downtown. Donald is dressed like it’s Tuesday and he works at an H&R Block in 1993.

Still the best fragrance commercial.

I want to see a Venn Diagram showing the overlap of people who think “taxation is theft”/won’t shut up about “big government taking away our freedoms” and people who willingly choose to live in HOA neighborhoods. My guess is that it would be a perfect circle.

What are you talking about Eric? I’m just trying to wish you a happy birthday.