“my life as an autistic is worth living”

I love this. The undercurrent of anti-vax nonsense is the idea that autistic children should be treated like lepers from the 18th century.

The MIL likes to dabble in woo-woo and conspiracies to fill some kind of post-retirement void. When our daughter began receiving her…

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…

Nope. The Cabbage Patch is in Grosse Pointe Park on the Detroit border. Grosse Pointe Farms is dead center in the Pointes and very certainly “real Grosse Pointe.”

The 2002 Sacramento Kings team didn’t really lose the Western Conference finals. It was all staged. The players were kidnapped and taken to a secured, underground location while crisis actors took the court against the Lakers. Jet fuel can’t melt Chris Webber. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

That will never happen. Jared is clearly a bottom.

As a Cabbage Patch resident, I’m pretty sure “real Grosse Pointers” don’t consider us Grosse Pointers. That’s kind of fine with me so long as my kid can enjoy the schools and parks.

This is fundamentally my problem with even damned fainting praise for Trump here.

I say they have her show up mid-Baldwin as Trump sketch as Trump. Then Alec Baldwin and Rosie O’Donnell have a Trump-off. I really want SNL to destroy Trump emotionally. Let him leave off pissing in diapers and in the care of a male nurse because his brain stem melted down.

When Richard Trumka is repeating the lie that the TPP would help China in USA Today op/eds and the UAW is cheering on gutting NAFTA, an act that will likely lead to a net loss of domestic jobs, it’s no wonder the schnooks in satin Local 462 jackets are following their lead.

He built, I really mean this, he built a tremendous road up there in Harlem. Tremendous. Absolutely the best. Very wide, well-lit sidewalks, good pavement. Believe me, it’s a big league road he built.

Baron to the front lines!

I think you just explained the problem perfectly.

He also hacked into OJ Simpson’s lawyer’s computer and stole the wrong defense strategy.

Yeah, about that. I’m gonna go ahead and say let’s keep at it with the legal challenges and peaceful protests before we start considering slaughter. In fact, I gonna have to insist we take slaughtering our enemy off the table for now. And by now, I mean for fucking eternity.

Signed,

Wait, in your first “regular person” post you said you didn’t care one way or the other because busy. Now, in this second post, despite your obviously busy schedule, you take the time to say we need to “filter” immigrants like they are so much Flint water. Which is it? Either you don’t care or you do care about…

Hi Putin!

If the Matt Millen experience is the model, Stanford and Cal fans can expect to see Lynch in the booth calling Pac-12 games in about 8-10 years.

It’s not really fair to compare Trump to that junkie. Your junkie friend has some really interesting insights into health care policy and a crackerjack tax plan that is both simpler and fairer for the middle class.

Honestly, as long as the UAW is cheering on Trump to pig-stick NAFTA and Richard Trumka is writing op/eds in USA Today saying the TPP would have made China stronger (ummm...how?) I feel no common cause with American labor unions. Workers deserve organization, collective bargaining, and advocacy for an equitable…

I feel like Trump getting trolled at a hockey game in Texas it’s going to be a grim four years for Trump. Hockey fans and Texans are pretty much his base.