It’s amazing how much stupid shit one person can say in a paragraph, but let me try to break this down.

YES the Casey Affleck/Scott Caan duo!

I swear to god, if anyone ever called me ‘fa’ I would knock them the fuck out, purely on the basis of how irritatingly hipster that sounds.

The irony that anyone is going after the right

Nazis were left wing. National Socialist.

“What kind of insane man talks to females?” -Jaloplurker, 2017

No they weren’t left wing you dipshit.

Who hunted down and killed socialists (communists) during the war.

Most people ignored Pizzagate, but that didn’t stop someone bringing a gun to a pizza place and threatening to shoot people because they believed it.

What’s the conspiracy theory on the other side exactly? One side is making shit up whole cloth and the other is saying they’re making shit up whole cloth.

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

Seahawks defender runs mouth at other Seahawks defender; mouth gains 223 yards, scores four touchdowns.

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Yes, but it’s also been reported, abundantly, that Porzingis and his agent wanted nothing to do with Hinkie or the Sixers; they had to make a choice based on the possibility that he’d refuse to play for them.

Fury Road is absolutely one of the best “seeing it in a full theater” experiences I’ve ever had. We all laughed the first time we saw the flamethrower guitar, and cheered each subsequent time he appeared. There were audible “oh my god”s and “what the hell” and everyone was just having a great time. We, as a society,…

A seemingly endless series of indelible images, and some of the best action ever committed to film. An instant classic. Mad Max: Fury Road is the only movie I have seen twice in the theater in the last decade. I just watched it on blu-ray for the first time in preparation for this column, and I don’t know if it was…

C’mon man, let’s allow the voters of Alabama to make their decision.

THAT GUY ALERT!