this is an incredibly transphobic rant, and i hope you feel bad for typing all this out on al gore’s internet. 

I just finished this last night. It was really touching and sweet. Aloy’s got a bit of a little sister thing with me (NOT in the pornhub way :P ) where I see a lot of the same social awkwardness in her character along with her earnestness, and seeing her learn to trust and enjoy someone on a personal level, knowing…

The majority of abortions in the US are for married women who already have kids. The drunken slut on spring break is a minority, but the GOP doesn't want you knowing that. 

Per Google:

You’re comparing a child to an inanimate object.

I’m pretty sure mass shootings have occurred before social media, but go off Professor. It’s weird you’re blaming “liberals” when you also say gun laws won’t do shit. Who is asking for them then, conservatives? Then you say, “it is what it is,” resigning yourself to accepting mass violence, offering nothing to the…

Remember, this guy is so rich ‘cause he works like 22 hours a day. He’s the CEO of like 5 companies and he dedicates all his time to running every one of them. He definitely doesn’t waste a shitload of time with dumb stunts like this, or tweeting at Catturd and Ian Miles Cheong all day.

Anyone who uses the term “woke” to downplay something has typically been unable to actually give me a definition of what the word even means. They just don’t like it, so therefore it’s “woke”.

This world is becoming dumber, I swear..

So, perp walk... Yay or nay?

1. Avatar and Top Gun never had a chance to win the Oscar for Best Picture, and if you are a pop culture writer who legitimately thought they did, you need to do some serious consideration of how you approach your field. There was no glimmer of hope ever.

Women shouldn’t compete against men in publicly funded arenas.

as if anybody has to jump through your hoops to have an opinion

“If they can censor”

Cool quote, Elon.

I’m not exactly sure why the media/internet hive mind has decided to focus on nepotism but huge numbers of people follow in the same field as their parents. The number of plumbers, electricians, home/septic inspectors, shop owners, attorneys, etc. that I know who got their start in the family business is huge. 

What do you mean?

Wait, I really liked Terminator Dark Fate. It was a suitable sequel to Judgement Day and returned the series to gnarly, hard R action violence that had been lacking. I blame the Dark Fate bombing on three straight dogshit sequels that poisoned the well before we finally got a good one.

My dad recently put two and two together after seeing a tonne of Avatar 2 commercials that this was a film by the James Cameron. My Dad was like “....wont this be embarrassing for him?”.

This good review doesn’t have my convinced with the recent best picture and best director nods from the Golden Globes I have to…

What the fuck are you talking about? They paid to see Dave Chappelle. Do you know a lot of “dims” who would pay to see Dave Chappelle nowadays? I know it must be hard to be logically consistent, but to save you the mental energy: No. Not many “dims” pay to see Dave Chappelle. This was a friendly audience and even they…

Yeah I worked at this show and I notice you grew up in the “San Francisco Bay Area,” (I grew up in San Francisco, so you never know what someone means when they say that), but the audience at this show was only about 1/3 white, “Ring camera” types.

So make all the commentary you want about transphobia, and how…