None of this is surprising to the guy who thinks Twitter is some sort of bastion for free speech as long as you pay to be verified and abide by his arbitrary rules. And it’s awfully easy to run around impregnating women left and right when you’re a fucking billionaire who can afford to pay for their upbringing and…

No, it doesn’t. And yes, they do.

A woman in Texas just shot her Uber driver in the head because she thought she was being kidnapped. People are shooting people through locked doors and for turning into the wrong driveway. Gun sales are up.

I’m honestly still a little confused about how all the damage is calculated and displayed. I think the highest damage weapon(s) I had were the (non-pristine) swords + captain construct IV horn, and I think that topped out at 55. I don’t think the UI shows when you, say, have your attack up +3 whether that’s food or…

“When down in the depths, you’ll want to keep an eye out for shadowy soldiers. These folks will be carrying either a pristine spear, long sword, or short sword. It’s not totally clear yet what specifically determines which weapons you’ll come across down in the depths, but for now it’s believed that by using and…

Maybe it’s an unpopular opinion because it’s a bad opinion. It’s not the Democrats who are going to “take the L” here. It’s trans people.

Relax, the movie isn’t real!

“The recent loss of the five passengers on board the submersible vessel, however, should serve as a sobering event for those planning a visit to space as part of a growing commercial industry.”

What? Her point is that you can be self righteous about your unshakable morals and impeccable ethics as long as you are rich? It’s totally okay to take money from an “obvious front for a shady gambling scheme” if you are a small streamer who needs the money. In that case morals out the window, ethics be damned.

Yuck. Fuck this movie. I don’t want to watch a movie about a 30yo male uber driver who gets paid to fuck someone’s unwilling daughter any more than I want to watch the reverse, especially if the movie is trying to convince me that this is an empowering step forward for gender representation in film. It’s absolutely…

The issue isn’t a 30yo having sex with a 19yo. Nor was OPs comment depicting a “crisis.”

I’ve seen Human Centipede and am still more grossed out by the premise of this movie. This is how Jennifer Lawrence chose to return to movie stardom?

Thanks for the response. I’m learning a lot about a thing that I just don’t get and will probably never be for me.

Oh, I’m very, very curious. I think the thing that trips me up is that with video game streaming they aren’t doing something I can’t do. Like I love watching Youtube videos of people making medieval weapons or cooking or building things or repairing tech, and on and on. But with video games it’s just taking so much…

Great response. That all makes total sense. I’m still just flabbergasted that there is so much money in it. I also sometimes watch people play games (mostly on Youtube) that I either don’t really want to buy because it’s not for me but looks interesting. Or to see people who are actually good at video games, which…

What an insane take. So how much, in your expert opinion, would be a reasonable amount of restitution? And why would a lower number be any less subject to, as you say, disappearing into “government coffers”?

I admit I am old and stupid and out of touch, but how tf is there this much money in what amounts to watching people play video games? I’ve definitely watched parts of walkthroughs on Youtube and other gaming content either to get tips and tricks or occasionally just to watch for fun. But that’s a tiny fraction of my…

Exactly this. Definitely not jargon by definition. So I propose we get rid of those pesky proverbs as well. “A watched pot never boils”? Not in my workplace, buster!

Why are so many car guys racist turds?

Now that DSL isn’t really a thing anymore, this is my favorite unintentional acronym double entendre.