Game contains female characters. Too woke!

Given that in America you are far, far more likely to die in a mass shooting than a terrorist attack, and given that most Americans seem perfectly comfortable living with weekly school shootings so that morons can do Call of Duty cosplay in the name of preserving “freedom,” it seems reasonable to tell these agencies…

“Important.” FFS.

Completely disagree. Elden Ring didn’t market itself as “important.” Neither did Zelda TotK. If it were generic marketing speak then everyone would be doing it. But that’s not the case. They just delivered amazing games and the people decided they were important.

Will the light beer hysteria of 2023 go down as the stupidest period in American history? I think we’ve gone past Idiocracy into uncharted levels of unhinged in this country.

“The only question in this case going forward is whether the Bad Spaniels marks are likely to cause confusion,” Kagan said.

Fortunately, your comprehension is not necessary for literally anything’s popularity. I don’t really understand why some people obsess over hunks of metal on wheels, but here we are on Jalopnik. It works both ways. I mean are you really unable to grasp how music so powerfully speaks to people? That’s all it is. Not…

You know a show truly sucks when just reading descriptions of it leaves a bad taste in your mouth. I’d honestly rather watch Tucker Carlson’s Twitter videos.

Meh trailer for what looks like a meh game based on a meh movie. But to be fair I’m more interested in the game than the movies. First person does seem like a bit of a weird choice and I can’t explain exactly why. I don’t think I would pay full price for this based on what I’ve seen. But if the reviews are solid I can…

I suppose this could be said of almost every social media interaction, but why do they even care about some data from a survey that could not possibly affect them any less? Is their world going to come tumbling down if more women play video games than they think? Is their gaming experience ruined if it turns out that…

I don’t know what lizard-people level billionaires control the Republican party, but they are absolutely fantastic at their job. As much as they cry about Soros funding the supposed “communists,” they have way more money and influence to spread their propaganda. Whether it was the Red Scare or Satanic Panic or our…

It doesn’t surprise me that UFO sightings and supposed alien encounters are so common. Not just because social media allows almost everyone to share the “evidence” and spread it so quickly across the world, and not just because of media sensationalism. Mostly because these waves of mass shared hysteria crop up…

Exactly how is his freedom of speech being infringed upon? He was allowed to say what he said and other people were allowed to call him a bigot, and rightly so.

He got yelled at on Twitter and a skin got removed from a storefront. Yeah, that’s some evil Nazi stuff right there. I hope he survives this brutal fascism.

Okay, you fooled me once. Nicely done parody account. lol.

I get what you’re saying, but people on suicide watch still kill themselves in prison relatively frequently. Pedophiles are the lowest of the low in prison culture, among the guards and the inmates. A monster on the level of Epstein especially. It might be their job, yes. But that’s still a pretty naive view of prison…

Given America, I’m sure you’re right. But this is also a country where three-strikes laws exist and can result in massive sentences for petty crimes if you are a repeat offender. So why is it unfathomable that a repeat offender of traffic laws could face a similar situation? Certainly three strikes laws that put…

LOL. STFU you racist troll. “Conservative Patriot” could you be any more of a stereotype of right wing buffoonery. Crying about protecting the white race. How do dildos like this get out of the greys. It’s wild.

I used to be kind of confused why gamers had become so toxic when, at least for most people of my generation-ish, playing video games was for dorks and dweebs and nerds. It was something you would be bullied for. But then the bullied kids grew up to become bullies in their mostly insular white, straight male cliques.…

It’s kind of wild to watch conservatives turn on Fox News so quickly. They are now basically accusing it of being fake news/mainstream media, which is ironic because it was always fake state-propaganda and the most mainstream media source in the country.