I’m fine with the lack of explicit boning down, but I will be crushed if you can’t at least romance some freaky looking alien. Because isn’t that what Man has dreamed of since first he looked up at the stars?

So you’re fine taking quality time away from your partner for every other aspect of a video game that’s probably going to be 100+ hours long, but you draw the line at spending maybe 10 total minutes of completely optional gameplay if it’s sex related? I mean why play video games at all when you can do literally…

Yes, if you forced someone to do something like that people would be justifiably upset. But keep the “duuurrrr wHaT iF Da roLEs wErE revERsEd?” bullshit going.

Starting to? I mean I thought I was late to the game months and months ago in reading “her” posts as a solid commitment to a bit.

Self defense? The MFer pulls his gun out and extends it low and across the passenger seat well before the guy he cutoff even pulls up next to him. So this type of thing happens often enough to him that he’s ready to empty a clip or at least brandish his gun at every person who he pisses off in traffic.

Now that it’s somewhat uncouth to harass and discriminate against gay people, the right wingers, christians, and various other unhinged cretins need a scapegoat for all of society’s problems. Their tiny minds and empty souls simply cannot hold together in a world where everything is not a stark dichotomy of…

LOL. Yes, why can’t these “unhinged” people in the trans community just sit down and have a thoughtful, rational conversation with people who simply have a different opinion? The different opinion being “we hate you, you shouldn’t exist, you’re pedo groomers coming after our kids, and we must pass laws to severely…

It’s a testament to how bad Subway’s food is that people are raving about the app. I get that Subways are everywhere and people thing sandwich = healthy, so they pull up and grab a 6-inch bacon and ranch melt for a healthy 610 calories and 1290 mg of sodium and, well scratch that they get a footlong because that’s not…

It really sucks that we’ve reached the point where “we all” is however many super-online weirdos are outraged on Twitter. I heard about this story on Jezebel and honestly could not have overreacted less. So speak for yourselves and stop pretending “everyone” means “anyone.”

Sorry for maybe a nitpick, but IMHO if your daddy can send you enough money to date a supermodel, you are not by any stretch of the imagination “broke.”

I don’t think it’s intended to “move the needle” in any way. It’s designed to generate outrage and media coverage, which it appears to do pretty well. And while I personally do not agree with defacing works of art or annoying D-list celebrities (in the case of Avril Lavigne), it does keep the issue in the news.…

Thank you for this article. I think we need to fill more men with the anxiety that the only way to get a woman off is with a massive hog. Can we at least just be honest and go with “size absolutely matters” so we can end this stupid fucking debate? And if you are a woman who honestly believes that it doesn’t, just go…

Because the world is good and just, this awful human being will definitely suffer grave and permanent consequences for his actions. He will definitely not be cleared of all charges and become even more of a celebrity due to his supposed oppression by the woke state—in this case notoriously liberal Romania. And of…

It’s a cash grab! LOL. You really think people are getting rich off class action lawsuits that could potentially be divided up amongst hundreds of thousands of clients, especially for a product with as low a price point as chicken wings? The settlements could be in single digits for something like this.

Sure. The only metric that should matter for artistic achievement should be how much money it made. And why stop at film? Give Colleen Hoover the Nobel prize for literature! That’s a person I just heard about today, and apparently her romance novels have been absolutely dominating the best seller lists. She must be…

Beautifully said.

I am so very tired of the “it’s just a game” or “not everything has to be political” comments in their attempts to deflect criticism. You can think one of two things about video games:

So his history and success as a black comedian, a very influential one at that, is overshadowed by the perceived slights of a small percentage of people who have decided they get to decide for everyone what counts as enough of danger to black people (I guess. I truly do not understand what exact harm is being done…

Never been a fan of Jennifer Lawrence, though she’s obviously a talented actor and I feel bad for her fall from grace in the public eye or whatever. But this looks gross and unfunny. For my big comeback I’ll play a desperate 30-something woman trying to seduce a young man for financial gain. Sorry but ewwwwwwww.

lol STFU you dweeb. Switch the genders. Yes, because we’ve never seen a movie where an older man seduces a younger woman. Unheard of in the history of cinema and in real life. Truly a concept that could only exist in our imaginations.