Hahaha. White people really using 911 like it’s a customer complaint hotline.

It’s kind of a shame this is the top comment, though I guess by replying I’m pushing it up again oh well, because that seems like an incredibly ungenerous and reductive distillation of the review.

Well if we can trust the comments on her Twitter posts (we can’t) she died from the vaccine.

By definition it is not a public utility. What “essential service” does Twitter provide? Something like 20% of Americans use Twitter. That’s an awfully low number to be considered something that all Americans must have access to in order to live their daily lives.

You post the same boring thing multiple times, but that doesn’t make your point valid.

Cult of Jesus, huh? Well at least they are finally admitting that Christianity has become a cult.

We’ve known for ages that America has one of the worst maternal mortality rate of any developed country. It’s no harder than looking at lack of universal healthcare as well as postpartum support, paid leave, etc. You know, the kinds of things Republicans HATE and fight against.

First of all, she looks fantastic, and if she eats 3 huge meals a day and never exercises and still has 0% body fat then good for her.

Just a reminder that you don’t have to reward weirdos with bad takes. Just ignore them and move on. Please stop pushing them to the top of the feed.

“Maybe I’m old fashioned”

I loved Elden Ring. It is an objective masterpiece and not only the greatest video game I’ve ever played, but also a legitimately transformative experience of art and play. Never once did PvP. No interest. Although I did watch a lot of PvP videos because I think it’s fascinating the skill level some people have and…

Conservatives must live with some next level cognitive dissonance. How do you claim to the the arbiters of all that is rational, objective, and fact-based and yet also believe that an invisible dude with a pitchfork and horns is running around trying to corrupt our youth via pop culture references?

Haha. Yes, let’s make the headline more needlessly wordy and fully in the passive voice. In order to be more clear. Gotcha!

Thank you for letting us all know that you have shit taste in humor. An important contribution to the discussion.

It’s like clockwork. All the people suddenly coming out (how appropriate) with their hot takes that they never found Sedaris funny. Which is insane since  he is objectively one of the greatest humorists of our time.

Young woman has terrible taste in men. Breaking news.

Spoken like a true pervert.

I mean I’m in the grays, too. But you’re 100% correct. It’s all victim blaming like “I don’t have sympathy for victims of crimes.”

I have nothing but good will towards her. But I will say that not wanting to jerk off in a room full of strangers does not in any way make you a “prude.” That’s ridiculous. We already have terms for people who like to masturbate in public: pervert, sex offender, etc.

I don’t know. I just want to hear a lot more from men who have never been victims of controlling, abusive partners. Like what are your theories based on a “hunch” or that something doesn’t feel right about this story to you? Let’s hear why you are personally not believing her. Your armchair psychology.