Its shockingly good. I also think their nuggets are better than McD’s.

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

I approve this story, especially the part about telling children to run out into a busy street to do the manual labor while adults supervise.

“Customs Enforcement targeted a meatpacking plant in Postville, Iowa” Meatpacking used to be a union dominated industry that provided stable, middle class jobs for thousands of Americans. The owners of these plants busted those unions with a compliant, undocumented work force that is terrified of being arrested and…

Bringing us the important investigative auto journalism that no other publication dares to attempt.

Have you been around people?

They kind of have a point. I was embarrassingly old when I realized that Bac-O’s were soy.

Two dollars for two Long Islands is getting a whole hell of a lot out of it as it is. I can’t even imagine trying to down three of ‘em in a sitting and then function.

A friend of mine and I went to Arby’s for lunch one day. She’s a vegetarian, and amazingly, “WE HAVE THE MEATS” Central was one of her favorite places because of all the good sides. She got like 3 cups or packets or whatever of Horsey sauce, and was about to dig in until I said “You know how they get that, right?”.…

You know.....YOU KNOW, they don’t give a single f about any of that.

You can definitely find togarashi in finer supermarkets, especially ones with an “International” aisle. As for Kewpie, most Asian grocers will have it. Or you can also get it from Amazon, too.

Yeah, that’s the part that often gets lost in the general public’s conception of public restaurant safety:

“there’s a good chance they make more money than you do.”

If someone gave me a choice between everlasting love and fried chicken, I’m going with fried chicken every time. I can trust in and believe fried chicken.

Working at a place in a tourist town that cranked out ‘gourmet’ pizzas we would get the most entitled Southern ladies calling in making outrageous demands.

A couple weeks ago, I was in Columbus, OH for a football game I would rather forget. While our group was waiting at crosswalk, a food truck made a crazy turn to beat the light. A bunch of food went flying off it, and headed towards us. There were hot dogs all over the road, and for half a second, in my drunken and…

If it happened as much as people thought it did, half the population would be dead from cholera.

What a perfect accompaniment to Buffalo wings. This needs to become a thing.

I worked for over a decade in service, and the only time I ever heard about messing with food was when I was in highschool and the chronic liar said he peed in the soup at Applebees.

Every once in a while I would get one of those total fucking bastard customers. The kind that you simply can’t imagine how they got to that point in their lives without someone putting a knife in their throat. The one thing I would do is, just before taking the food out of the kitchen, I would touch one of the items…