I need to get a “No hunting and gathering no food” bumper sticker.

Maybe you should switch to mushrooms, might mellow you out.

“make something idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot”

Oh, I know all that. It still doesn’t make it any less mind-boggling to me, though. Then again, my mind is still boggled by many recent events. I keep lowering my standards, and yet people continue to find ways to blow my mind with their general dumbness.

I can’t even watch people use the Dyson Hand Dryer at work any…

I’m an atheist and I dig xmas. Because xmas, not Christmas. We have reclaimed the holiday from Christians, after they had appropriated it from the pagans in the first place.

Typical Prius driver. They’re not very attentive to their surroundings unless there’s a truck or SUV in the vicinity, then they lose their shit.

I genuinely don’t understand people who hit something that large, which involves a noticeable impact, and a noticeable sound, and don’t bother to pull over and inspect their vehicle. ESPECIALLY if they didn’t see that large object behind them in the roadway.

I genuinely do not understand how people were able to keep…

Don’t be a twit. Even Atheists put up Christmas trees, because the holiday is whatever you want to make it about.

Where would be the proper place to shoot a hot chick?

tbh... im not seeing them near as much as i used to.

I’m pretty sure the government has my best interests at heart...

Well, yeah, the speed was a big factor.... because the punters in the road couldn’t move out of the way fast enough! LOL!

Can’t fix stupid.

Some people never learn the basic rule of look both ways before crossing a road. I work on campus and while on campus people go out of their way to drive slow and always give pedestrian students the right of way. The students get used to this or assume it will always happen. I often see them walking across the street…

IU Health is a private nonprofit hospital system in a right-to-work state, so they can fire her for whatever reason they might choose (which is one of the frustrating things about the First Amendment).

Now that she has made these comments imagine the legal liability this hospital would be facing if she abused a patient or committed an act of malpractice against a white patient. That’s why she had to go.

You better make sure your cat isn’t on Instagram before you unload your hot take to Mittens

On the next episode of, “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong....”

this guy is so stuck on the aesthetics and matching the spec sheet, he’s never stopped to ask how it all works together