Depends how good your work is. If I built a 917 it would kill me before I ever got to powering it

I remember a few years ago I was filling up my car at a BP station in the Chicago area when an RS200 rolled up. The owner was super friendly and was nice enough to tell me about his collection which seemed to consist of a lot of homologation specials.

You’re missing “The Great Outdoors”!

Alternatively, who the hell cares? I went into a nearby Voodoo Donut recently, didn’t get anything because they don’t have gluten free options, but they’re just a donut shop that rolls out experimental donuts intermittently and leans into punk/D.I.Y aesthetics. You can buy art by local artists off the wall. Nothing…

I don’t know about it being a loss of control. There’s certainly a loss of grip happening, but car control is kind of the whole idea. You intentionally break traction yet you still have to put the car where you want it. I see it as a display of driver skill more than anything else.

 You sound like a hipster for giving a fuck how people say things.

I think it’s more like figure skating as far as judging goes?

Garlic. GARLIC. For god’s sake, man.

Helpfully linked at the bottom of the article, last week’s edition addressed this:

That’s a render. Not a real lady.

Translation:
If this affects Pornhub download speeds, will they then reverse the decision?

We once had a petting zoo visit the library and they had snakes and spiders to show the kids. One of the handlers was walking along the line of children with an ENORMOUS jumping spider in a box. I turned to my colleague and said “If it’s a jumping spider shouldn’t the box have a lid?” At that moment the spider decides…

Did she need a face transplant because I would have clawed my own fucking face off

When I was a baby, my mom had me in a carrier as she went into the shed to check on something. She pulled the cord to the lightbulb and looked up to see a HUGE wolf spider perched directly above her face. She froze as long as she could but finally had to move because I was fussing...and the spider instantly dropped…

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

Err, no. They didn’t do that to Sharon Tate. Her murder was horrific enough, you don’t need to invent grisly details (which is much worse taste than this article).

Long time former server here who has to take exception to your last bit about servers openly checking phones or otherwise half-assing it. As a server your entire income relies on your commitment to your customers. There is ZERO excuse for personal fucking around that negatively impacts the patron experience. Having a…

And Fazoli’s gets it all from the big white and blue SYSCO truck.

Adding vinegar to mayo is wrong because?

Seriously, it’s just mayo with some vinegar to give it some tang.

Eat a baguette of dicks.