Because urabus.

It pretty much boils down to all those “clamoring” for the car, won’t buy it if it does come over here. Subaru has no issues selling cars they make over here, they have no interest in bringing another one over and spend the money to federalize it to sell a few hundred.

If your cylinders are moving, you have some serious interference. Pistons maybe?

We’re normally down there for the NASA-NE events since we run timing and scoring. Depending on the event we also do BBQs there with NASA. For the director’s birthday I ended up cooking fillet for 60+ people. I’ll let you know the next time we’re down there doing something. I highly suggest trying a NASA event. They’re…

That’s understandable. The one shown in the article is pretty sketchy. The one we used to have used u bolts for retaining the spring but even then it has it’s issues.

GM, Our keys don’t work.

Technically this was getting pulled over even though I wasn’t driving a car. I used to live one block over from my subaru shop. We’ve been there for a while and the cops have already visited for other reasons like they thought it was a chop shop. They did laugh when we said no, we’re far to slow to be that.

I was pulled over for rev matching. I was coming up to a light and I downshifted and there was a officer standing on the traffic island that took offence to the higher RPMs. He tried to tell me it was illegal to rev that high. I asked when it become illegal to use engine braking to slow the car. After a long roadside…

I’ve been pulled over for a loud exhaust in a 2.2l N/A impreza. I had the officer actually under the car, showing him the subaru stamping on the fully stock exhaust. He couldn’t understand how it seemed so loud while driving yet normal sitting on the side of the road. Seems they don’t know the difference between…

I certainly can’t afford both and if I’m being honest, doubtful I can afford either.

Howdy neighbor. If you’re ever bored one weekend pop on by AZP when we’re doing a BBQ and we’ll try and talk you into coming to one of our trackdays. I’d love to see the car.

I’m a straight FXT driver.

Fair enough but I doubt you’d be replacing that one part on a northstar starter.

This may help.

While I admire your tenacity you’re just kicking the can down the road. If you’re going to go through the effort just get a reman or do a total rebuild. If one part fails, others are not far behind.

I was about to make fun of this car but after that video, no not possible. It makes no sense, a lenco in a rolls, 4 seats, fantastic induction noise?

Nothing that has ever been so totally wrong got it oh so totally right. It’s batshit in all the right ways. Like the mermaid haired MDMA enthusiast that’s just building a…

I count 2 and hopefully a top mount blower as well.

They need to kick that over and have her goose the throttle with her big toe. I might even pay to watch that.

The snark and the sticker for your car to show you paid too much to “think different”.

All the cocaine

You won’t find horsepower either but it’s still a very fun car to drive.