“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

He made life choices to get him to that point in life where he’d get sauce dumped on his car. The subway worker didn’t make those kinds of life choices and so it’s not her fault that he did. Also, his life choices enable him to afford a cleaning for his fancy car.

fat is delicious and skim milk is just gross water

Hi Colin, I just wanted to thank you for BCO. My father-in-law passed away last Monday morning, and I spent all week making phone calls, driving people around, making arrangements, serving people, and sleeping on my living room floor. It was the week from hell. A few times each day, though, I was able to sneak away…

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I thought the same thing! But I did find this.

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

We don’t talk about that at the dinner table.

FUN FACT: I had an Australian kids’ cookbook that had recipes for those. You had me at “spaghetti and cheese”. You won my love at “Nutella and banana”.

Decide for yourself!

That Au Bon Pain employee was way cooler than I would have been.

Pfft. Prolly just too wimpy to cope with Vegemite.

Like a waffle, but with pointy edges you can use both for hand to hand combat, as well as a thrown missile weapon. Much more practical.

but they will be australian dollars, which are brightly colored with interesting pictures, so you will be distracted and lose your waffles empire to a band of maurauding kangaroos

My mum died suddenly and I had to look after my sister, so I got a job in a burger place which had a secret ingredient they wouldn’t disclose to anyone. One of the other staff lost a finger and I found it in the mincer so I was worried the secret ingredient was people. I went to snoop around one night when the place…

I have Lyme disease and host of other issues that wreak havoc on my immune system. I was having some particularly crappy problems with inflammation and my doctor suggested I try to go gluten free. I was just silent for a moment and she was like “O shit I forgot you’re a waitress you probably hate me now”. She’s…

It puts the flavor in the ice cream or it gets the monogrammed thermos again!

Not a BCO obsessive, eh? Russian family, “I SAVE BREAD!”? Ringing a bell?