So making your own decision is the non feminist choice? Fucking Christ.

Clearly the real problem is that there was no partner in crime to sing Funky Town.

GUACAGHAZI

Frankly, I think your leader image today should have been chocolate cream pie.

This is the single biggest black mark against his Presidency imo.

I’m high functioning on the spectrum and I’m tired of it as being an excuse for asshole behavior.

My father loved telling this story: Just after WWII, he was working in the Polo Grounds (NYC) at a baseball game as guard or whatever. A patron removed his shirt.

You mess with the pizza guy, you get the horns.

But it’s not free if you just give it to them.

Not to mention OP makes it pretty clear that it wasn’t until they’d been stiffed and they were reviewing the check that they realized each person had had 7 margs each. I love how the Pinkham’s Law commenters are insisting it’s the responsibility of an overworked server earning less than $3 an hour to personally…

At the end of every story, I try to imagine the server does one of these:

I loved that one because she did everything by the book and still got in the best burn.

Cafépress is a wonderful thing.

I’m loving the Pinkham’s Law comments about the margaritas.

I was at a concert in Honolulu and witnessed a great run-in with an Emmy awarding winning actor. It was a General Admission field at Aloha Stadium for a band that many people will camp out for in order to get to the front rail. I did not camp out since I wasn’t going to waste Hawai’i time sitting around in a parking…

Stories of restaurant revenge have to be seen in context as less a reaction to a single incident, but rather the end product of months or years of getting shit on by awful customers. 99% of the time the customer who raised the server’s ire deserved it, but they’re not the only one to blame, all the assholes who eroded…

If “The platinum card is declined!” doesn’t become a Kitchenette meme like monogrammed thermoses, we have all failed.

Colin I believe that steak in the picture needs to be cooked more to be more tender. Please tell the chef to cook it more. Thanks.

Pizza delivery guy is my goddamn hero.

My dad worked at a casino as the table director which meant he would get called into other department if there was a problem. They had a famous singer from the 50s and 60s there with his son and people to perform. His son is a huge prick to everyone to the point my dad had to talk to him. He actually said to my dad,…