But the Bible says slavery is OK!
Ezzalenko
ezzalenko
Serf & Turf
I worked at Applebee's for almost three years in my hometown of about 22,000 people. I was working full time as a hostess and the to-go server, and was also working full time in our local junior high school in a classroom for troubled kids. I'd get to the school at 7:00 in the morning, work until 3:30, go home, change…
The best way to BCO is to not jump on it first thing, but to let it marinate for a few hours until there are 1000 comments and it takes half of forever to read.
in hs I worked with a bunch of other teens at a busy cafeteria. This is Indiana, where these things exist in place of restaurants. All us guys worked in the back and the girls worked the line. My job was anywhere from dishwasher to pots and pans. We worked hard, took lots of smoke breaks and stole fried chicken coming…
I swear, the people who think they're the super-clever first ones to make a fucking obvious joke to a server (or any customer svc person) are the same people who post comments asking if THEY'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO...?
40 top, doesn't call ahead?
When I worked at an ice cream shop, I had an old timer come in every week to order a sundae, then he'd proceed to berate me because in his day, when you ordered a sundae, you got butterscotch sauce and nuts. I could maybe see him being irritated that I didn't default to chocolate, but butterscotch? With nuts? And then…
I look extremely Jewish (because I am Jewish), though I'm a practicing protestant, and thus I don't follow kosher laws.
Ever have somebody wish you a Happy Hannukah and then see the bacon in your shopping cart? It's aaaaaaaaawkward.
"I was in the shade a moment ago, but now I'm in the sun. Is the sun going to continue to change position all day?"
I feel kind of stupid, but I don't understand what Albert was asking. Was he saying they should get a free shot because they finished the bottle? This is not a thing I've ever heard of.
Caraway is not a kind of fennel, though they are related (both are in the apiaceae family, along with carrots, celery, and asafoetida, among others). But I think you more than made up for that minor blip with the creative inclusions of "cassowary" and "Faraday cage"!
I once had a customer who was allergic to sodium. Not "sensitive to", not "on a low sodium diet", she insisted she was allergic to sodium. You know, the mineral that allows your body to send nerve impulses and stuff.
That's gotta be the weirdest "allergy" yet. Even including red, and the great crunchy vs. crispy debacle. I'm pretty sure you literally can't LIVE without calcium. We don't need tons of it, but we've gotta have some...
"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."
Oh dear god... let's just get it ALL right out into the open, shall we...
It could have been worse, Andrew. The customer could have asked for some steamed hams, which as we all know, are an Albany culinary delight.